I tried posting this in the morning before Rudolph ended his test career but one look at the pitch and you knew South Africa were in trouble. No seam movement, check, zero swing, check, turn but no bounce, check.
Dumbest cricket I have seen in a while and this would be the most embarrassing defeat South Africa has suffered since the West Indies took a test of them back in 08. Easy to blame Prince and Bouch, they failed when they needed runs but the top order should be crucified here as they were so ****ing dumb. Dale Steyn hasn't moved a ball once through the air all test, there is no swing apparent, so why the **** is the left hander a problem here? Scary to think de Villiers is South Africa's limited overs captain, there is dumb but what he did took the biscuit.
As said, it should be Rudolph’s last test but Morne will presumably get the chop for Cape Town and Tahir even though I said should get the series, has just got outbowled by Herath, so that should be game over for him. Curator should also get fired for preparing this slow road. What was he doing?
In saying that, house is on South Africa if they need anything under 400. No demons in this wicket but they only bat up until number 5, so if they do it, top order needs to fire. Best hope is for rain and they need more than a day’s worth.