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*Official* English Football Season 2005-06

sledger

sledger

Spanish_Vicente
unfortunately they wouldnt be able to buy any new players, as souness already spent the budget twice over, nice move by shepherd and the rest of the board, bet they dont feel stupid now.

Arsenal looking shaky for tomorrow with what will be an extremely makeshift defence with not one really senior defender available, one positive however is that the rest of the team is pretty much full strength and walcott may feature so will perhaps get a look at the new lad.
 
Barney Rubble

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Langeveldt said:
Where is Sol Campbell?
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Who knows? Robert Pires claims he has "a worry in his private life" - wouldn't be surprised if we find out what that is over the next few days. I'm sure the gutter press have already started digging. All this makes me wonder if there might have been some truth in those rumours from a few years back that he was struggling with his ***uality, as strange as that suggestion may seem.
 
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Tom Halsey

International Coach
Barney Rubble said:
Who knows? Robert Pires claims he has "a worry in his private life" - wouldn't be surprised if we find out what that is over the next few days. I'm sure the gutter press have already started digging. All this makes me wonder if there might have been some truth in those rumours from a few years back that he was struggling with his ***uality, as strange as that suggestion may seem.
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Wenger told the press that he has absolutely no idea where he is. Seems something wrong if you ask me.
 
Barney Rubble

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Barney Rubble said:
Who knows? Robert Pires claims he has "a worry in his private life" - wouldn't be surprised if we find out what that is over the next few days. I'm sure the gutter press have already started digging. All this makes me wonder if there might have been some truth in those rumours from a few years back that he was struggling with his ***uality, as strange as that suggestion may seem.
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Turns out that's wrong - nothing could be further from the truth. According to the Daily Mirror, he's got three women on the go at once, hence his life is messed up.
 
BoyBrumby

BoyBrumby

Englishman
Barney Rubble said:
Turns out that's wrong - nothing could be further from the truth. According to the Daily Mirror, he's got three women on the go at once, hence his life is messed up.
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Yeah, I read that article too. Big frontpage splash "LOST SOL" showing all the sensitivity we teasure our red tops for.

Says he's "besotted" with an 18-year-old model he met at a nightclub in Essex. Sol turns 32 this year. No fool like an old fool or so they say.
 
luckyeddie

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
BoyBrumby said:
Yeah, I read that article too. Big frontpage splash "LOST SOL" showing all the sensitivity we teasure our red tops for.

Says he's "besotted" with an 18-year-old model he met at a nightclub in Essex. Sol turns 32 this year. No fool like an old fool or so they say.
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I actually thing that's one of the best tabloid headlines I've read in ages - pithy and to the point.

Then again, anything after 'Gotcha' was up.
 
BoyBrumby

BoyBrumby

Englishman
luckyeddie said:
I actually thing that's one of the best tabloid headlines I've read in ages - pithy and to the point.

Then again, anything after 'Gotcha' was up.
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My personal favourite of recent vintage was the Elton John wedding headline: "ELTON TAKES DAVID UP THE AISLE" :laugh:

I love smut, me. :D
 
luckyeddie

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
BoyBrumby said:
My personal favourite of recent vintage was the Elton John wedding headline: "ELTON TAKES DAVID UP THE AISLE" :laugh:

I love smut, me. :D
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I really, really did ROFL at that - quite brilliant and, er,

both cheeky, holey inappropriate and to the point.

/runs
 
luckyeddie

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
PY said:
Ah, three bad jokes in one sentence Eddie, you're improving. :D :p
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No I'm not, and you know it. I attained perfection in WC2003 and everything has been downhill since.

Never used the word 'but', 'asked' or 'wrecked em' either.
 
Craig

Craig

World Traveller
Neil's what's happening with Exeter at the moment, from being second Accrington Stantley and getting beaten quite comfortably (judging by the scoreline as I didn't watch the game) and now 3rd to Morecombe.

This is a far cry to the earlier form shown this season when Grey's Athletic were having a go just after being promoted.
 
PY

PY

International Coach
Think I may have found the equivalent to Billy Bowden in the footballing world.

Imagine the response he'd get if he came to the Prem. :laugh:

There's also Ronnie Rosenthal's infamous miss on this site as well, brilliance.
 
Scaly piscine

Scaly piscine

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Hmm, an injury even more comical than a certain show pony treading on a cricket ball in the Ashes.

Richard Wright going over on an ankle in a warm-up, landing on a board that says to practise on the other specially set up goalmouth...
 
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