Neil Pickup said:
No chance whatsoever.
Incidentally, I just found the scorecard from the Exeter-Upottery U11 game earlier this season as I'm currently stattifying the season - a few highlights:
Upottery 64 (K Kennard 8, Mansfield 3-3-0-3, Steward 4-2-10-3, Upottery were 16/8)
Exeter 65-2 (Steward 27*, D Buckingham 4-1-11-2)
Looks like you'll end up third bottom ahead of Bradninch Girls and Tiverton Heathcoat (who only seem to have played/sent in five results, which doesn't go down well)
I tell you, today the u11s played their parents in a fun 20/20. they got 110, the parents were bowled out for 110.
Kelly, (K. Kennard), Jason (J. Kennard) Shane (S. Kennard) and Dean (D. Thomas) all played in our president's day match today as well, the Kennard's dad Gaz is the captain of the first team, and their uncle Duncan is wicketkeeper/ taibuesque seamer. We have a real dynasty going.
The team I was playing for, a composite 1st XI, contained four Kennards, gary, duncan, jason and kelly. The other two kids played for the IIs captain's team.
When we started the U11s we knew we wouldn't do brilliantly, it was the same for the U17s that I played for. Upottery is a very small village in between several big cricket towns, Chard and Honiton. We are happy to finish third from bottom. After the parent's match this morning we had a a presentation for the best bowler and batsman. The bowling winner had an average of 12, the batsman, who turned out to be Jason, scored 72 runs, at an average of 14, with a best of 22* against Sidmouth.
We are hoping to start a U15s team next year too. Indeed last weekend we had the prospective U15s play with the U11s. Most of the U15s hail from the village of Luppitt, so the two sides we created were called Uppitt and Lupottery. I am reliably informed by the kids that Lupottery won, Jason got 30* and had to retire.
Upottery I XI v. President's XI (II XI)
President's XI 218-5 (30 ovs, D. Woolacott 65, B. Inglis 75, Chubb 2-0-44-0 (Don't ask...)
Upottery 219-6 (29.3ovs, G. Kennard 63*, N. Wyatt 45, Chubb 27)