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*Official* England in NZ 2023
- Thread starter G. S. Kohli
- Start date
No doubt the pink ball does allsorts at night, Anderson had it on a string and it did a bit, but it was average technique to a ball that was short of a length. He wasn't necessarily drawn into it. Those guys know more about batting than I ever will, however.
Shri
Mr. Glass
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shortpitched713
International Captain
Or you could just ****ing drop him after this Test, because he's actually just ****e.
It's like this whole thing has just gaslighted every single England fan out of having a bit of sense and seeing that he's not worthy, instead of some sort of undroppable stalwart of the side like Tendulkar or some ****, where you'd have to explain yourself and cushion the letdown to all the fans and whatnot.
I have a new theory on him. He's got the selectors' kids hostage. I'm running out of other ideas, at this point.
I just don't get it. The guy has 10000+ runs at nigh on 50s, and 28 tons, is one of the best pure stroke makers in the world. Why is he reverse sweeping a seamer bowling innocuous 120km stuff on a road? Is he truly bored at 32 when there's so many more records and things he could still do?
You can say the shot was disgraceful - and I'd agree, honestly it was the worst I can remember in Test history. But out of character, he played it what, 3-4 times? At least 3 in his 14. Honestly, it's bemusing. He's one of the best of his generation, who could hit an aging Neil Wagner anywhere he wanted in an orthodox way. Yet he's going to this low percentage option over hitting him through the covers, he could come at him and clip legside, bloody hell he could do anything. What a waste of a career to all of a sudden do that ****.
As for NZ, you play stupid games you win stupid prizes. Scott Kuggeleijn even being in this squad was a joke, and the fact he played over Duffy is more so. One guy who is in form in domestic cricket and has played a lot of it, has played for NZ A, and played for NZ recently, against one who has done none of that. Guess which one we picked? I'm aware Duffy wouldn't have done much better yesterday but it just shows the sort of gormless thought process that goes into our selection policy nowadays.
I'm going on Saturday and am seriously nervous I won't get to watch a full day's play.
I'm going on Saturday and am seriously nervous I won't get to watch a full day's play.
Adders
Cricketer Of The Year
"Every single England fan"??? Seriously mate, how do you come up with this stuff? How is it possible that you can invent a consensus of opinion that is the exact opposite of the truth and palm it off as a reality with a straight face?
Show me 1 single post here, just 1, from the last 6 months supporting Zac Crawleys selection.
shortpitched713
International Captain
Nah, I get that England fans don't like him and want him out too. It's just that every time his deserved dropping from the side gets brought up, all sorts of excuses get trotted out as to why now is not the apropos time.
Meanwhile, England have now spent over 31 matches wasting a slot in their side for a player who brings in the value of roughly 2/3 of an opener. Fans should be asking for for someone, anyone with two arms two legs and a half decent batting record who is available to come in and take that spot.
Instead I see a PEWS post about timing of an injured players' return, and other people also having to score runs, before dropping Crawley.
Apologies if I've broad-brushed England fans, but PEWS isn't the first person to make post including pre-conditions for Crawley's removal, when in actual fact the only reasonable action would be to drop him yesterday.
shortpitched713
International Captain
To this specific point, I don't have to find that exact post. I just have to pick any of the multitude which posit a delay to his being dropped. Logically, that is the same as supporting his selection, regardless of how half-hearted or mealy-mouthed of a support that might be.
trundler
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thundaboult
International Debutant
nz will be 335 ao in 178 overs, eng make 569 in 30 overs in second innings, and then we guts it out and draw the match by making 85-9 in 50 overs
slow and steady draws the race eng can suck it
slow and steady draws the race eng can suck it
Howsie
International Captain
He wouldn’t be near the squad if they did have a problem with him. But let’s be honest, the whole ‘cracked it’ culture has always been pretty rife in sport.
That would be under 4 days?
nzfan
International Vice-Captain
One of the easiest drop catches I've seen in test cricket in the slips grassed by Crawley yesterday and that of Conway. Hopefully Conway goes on to get a very big one. Of all the batsmen Conway looked the most assured. Kane was battling, kind of knew he wasn't going to last. Nicholls unfortunately doesn't have as many shots as he thinks he does and looks to be positive with one or two shots in the kitty but can only fend at good balls. He struggles to keep good balls away and only scoring opportunity arises if one bowls short and wide outside off like Tickener did. England side is not going to give that to him. Maybe if it was Bangladesh, Sri Lanka or West Indies they probably would have.
I have seen Latham get out in strangest of ways even when he middles it. It must be frustrating it's not the good balls that get him but innocuous ones mostly.
I have seen Latham get out in strangest of ways even when he middles it. It must be frustrating it's not the good balls that get him but innocuous ones mostly.
nzfan
International Vice-Captain
There are going to be lots of ups and downs this test match. Plenty of cricket to be played but the game has moved so quick. England are in the driving seat but conditions should be good for batting in the fist couple of sessions on day 2. If we can be a bit positive with the bat and get as much as we can prior the last session the game will be set up nicely.
thundaboult
International Debutant
Prince EWS
Global Moderator
He shouldn't be in the first choice lineup anymore but with all the unavailabilities I'd have picked him here for sure.
Jarquis
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Ftr, PEWS isn’t English,
Also, it’s a bit tiresome to start every post surrounding selection with “of course, if I was selector he already wouldn’t be in the team but….”
The fact we all would have dropped him a long time ago is irrelevant to the fact he hasn’t been. So when discussing circumstances in which he may or would be dropped they’re very different from discussions around when people would have liked him to have been
theegyptian
International Vice-Captain
Lol fans discussing the game. Just sit back and embrace Bazball. Win or Lose it's all just vibes. Take a chill pill.
Must be pretty sweet being Joe Root right now. Probably making close to £2 million before tax with his central contract, sponsorships, random t20 money he gets for skipping ODI matches. Don't even have to train most of the time it seems. Probably has at least another 20 tests of averaging 20 and making up random shots to play before his place will be questioned. And England seem to win every game regardless. What a life.
Must be pretty sweet being Joe Root right now. Probably making close to £2 million before tax with his central contract, sponsorships, random t20 money he gets for skipping ODI matches. Don't even have to train most of the time it seems. Probably has at least another 20 tests of averaging 20 and making up random shots to play before his place will be questioned. And England seem to win every game regardless. What a life.