*Official* Pakistan in New Zealand 2020/21

[Bahnz]

It's lovely that Mitchell is going to be able to tell his grandkids about the time he scored a test hundred, but that was daft. Jamieson produced 3 or 4 half-chances in his 2 overs. If he'd had an hour of bowling Pakistan would've been 3 or 4 down at stumps. Unlikely to matter at the end of the day, but a real missed opportunity to get this game wrapped up early.

 

[Athlai]

It's lovely that Mitchell is going to be able to tell his grandkids about the time he scored a test hundred, but that was daft. Jamieson produced 3 or 4 half-chances in his 2 overs. If he'd had an hour of bowling Pakistan would've been 3 or 4 down at stumps. Unlikely to matter at the end of the day, but a real missed opportunity to get this game wrapped up early.

Theory:
Williamson father of a newborn is relishing the hours of sleep he gets while playing cricket. To encourage just one more day of no 3am wake up call he declared late to push the game to day 5.

 

[harsh.ag]

Tough break for Boult from being picked in World XIs last week to being dropped from the NZ XI

 

[Athlai]

Tough break for Boult from being picked in World XIs last week to being dropped from the NZ XI

Well deserved too.

 

[vcs]

So Shan Masood makes a net negative contribution with a pair and some dropped catches.

Also known as doing a Prithvi Shaw..

 

[Kirkut]

Naseem Shah is so undercooked that even Gordon Ramsay approves.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

But Ramsay famously hates undercooked meals

 

[thierry henry]

IT’S RAWWWW....is what he’d say about Naseem

 

[TT Boy]

He would also say bollocks if you told him Naseem was 17.

 

[trundler]

Oh no

 

[The Hutt Rec]

Belated congrats to Kane for being the first person to score 238 in a test match!

 

[Flametree]

Shan Masood's last 11 test scores :

135,100, 156, 0, 1, 4, 18, 10, 0, 0, 0

 

[Dan]

The four current quicks are all undroppable. Five quicks is illegal on some forums. Jamieson can't bat 7 so the spinner needs to be an all-rounder. Santner appears to be considered unselectable by CW. This means one thing and one thing only - Freddy Walker

Not normally one to correct spelling, but you got that one very wrong.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Shan Masood's last 11 test scores :

135,100, 156, 0, 1, 4, 18, 10, 0, 0, 0

Coincidentally also the same number of times I've got drunk and pissed my pants for each of the last 11 years (guess when I got married)

 

[Starfighter]

So this was what some of you were referring to a few days ago...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1345924833750573056

 

[Prince EWS]

To be fair it actually was a real **** of an innings in the circumstances.

 

[vcs]

It was an excellent knock though haha. Rizwan looks brilliant.

 

[vcs]

So this was what some of you were referring to a few days ago...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1345924833750573056

The **** of Monte Cristo would be an excellent submission to a "Remove one letter from a book's name to form an insult" thread

 

[Days of Grace]

It was a **** of a read, that.

 

[BeeGee]

If Jamieson can maintain his 50 batting average and his 14 bowling average I reckon we may have found a decent player there.