*Official* New Zealand vs Pakistan 2022/23

[straw man]

Congrats Salman Agha.

And to go to the century after a titanic struggle against the might of Sodhi will give him something to savour for years.

 

[Moss]

merely the tempting lights of an angler fish watching its prey

Like a true apex predator, only needs to feed once in a while!

 

[trundler]

That's magnificent

 

[ashley bach]

A manual scoreboard surely has to go down as Micky Mouse in todays age.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Perfect commentary that ?

 

[Athlai]

Sodhi is an apex predator alright, kills our chances better than anyone

 

[CricAddict]

6thee

 

[ashley bach]

What was the NZ cheating moment today which I’ve seen referred to on social media?

Guys? We didn't cheat did we?

 

[Athlai]

Guys? We didn't cheat did we?

Snitches get stitches

 

[trundler]

I'll take that after losing the top order in the first hour. But I'm still mad about how dumb that was. Now comes the ugly part.

C'mon Hamza.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Snitches get stitches

*taps spirit of cricket award*

 

[straw man]

That was a pretty good shift by our bowlers, given the shortcomings of our current attack. Gave Pakistan an Xmas present by dropping Babar though tbf they gave us 3-4 lesser-valued presents too.

Now to bat for two days and score 900.

 

[OverratedSanity]

103 out of the last 132 runs scored by Salman

 

[Athlai]

No whammies

 

[Athlai]

Love it when people get Pakistan FC owned

 

[ashley bach]

Jeezus Hamsa has seriously good first class figures, where's he been @trundler?

 

[Athlai]

Jeezus Hamsa has seriously good first class figures, where's he been @trundler?

Like this

 

[trundler]

Jeezus Hamsa has seriously good first class figures, where's he been @trundler?

Been ignored for flashy foetuses like the bloke bowling at the other end.

 

[trundler]

On average Mir Hamza's eyes point straight ahead

 

[Athlai]

Pakistani fast bowlers and West Indian spinners. Such stats memes