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*Official* English Football Season 2005-06

Tom Halsey

International Coach
Zidane is not very happy because he is suffering from the wind.
Ron Atkinson

:laugh:

Just laughed at that for about 5 minutes.

EDIT: Just seen this gem, too...

It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
Radio 5 Live
 
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Langeveldt

Soutie
Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose.
Kevin Keegan

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it on their faces.
Ron Atkinson

I came to Nantes two years ago and it's very much the same, except that it's completely different.
Kevin Keegan

my favourites, so simple!
 

PY

International Coach
luckyeddie said:
Darned right.

Wigan is the pie capital of the western world, and as such they get my full backing tomorrow.

I'm in a happy mood tonight because

1. My beloved DCFC scraped a spawny 1-0 win over Plymouth
2. I'm in Brizzle tonight and No 1 son's taking me and Mrs LE out for a birthday treat in an hour or so to a very nice restaurant.
Surely that mood must be slightly tinged by the fact that Forest put 7 away this weekend! :wacko:
 

Craig

World Traveller
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."

Ian Rush, (ex-Liverpool) when asked how he enjoyed his time at Juventus

Hakon will love this one :p :D

"We probably got on better with the likes of Holland, Belgium, Norway and Sweden,
some of whom are not even European."

Jack Charlton, ex-Manager - Republic of Ireland

"They (Rosenborg) have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of them."

Brian Moore, commentator

"To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch."

from the very insightful (ahem) Ruud Gullit

"...and now it's Keane with Butt spread wide."

Radio 5 Live during commentary on a Man Utd game

"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored."

Terry Venables

"It's a year where our only option is to start praying."

Cagliari chief Massimo Cellino who sacks managers quicker then Shane Warne can type and send a text message (in their first 12 games four managers had been fired!)

"I don't envy anything Lazio have. I'm only jealous of people with hair."

Roma boss Luciano Spalletti (looks like Kojak)
 

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
aussie said:
looking foward to the Carling cup tommorow, silverware for my beloved Manchester United..
How the mighty have fallen.

Their only chance of a trophy is the Worthless Cup.
 

Tom Halsey

International Coach
marc71178 said:
How the mighty have fallen.

Their only chance of a trophy is the Worthless Cup.
And nothing can symbolise that better than the fans still singing "ooh aah Cantona" despite the fact he retired 9 years ago...

Still, 4-0 is 4-0, and we have overcome possibly the most biased referee I've ever seen.
 

Tom Halsey

International Coach
marc71178 said:
How the mighty have fallen.

Their only chance of a trophy is the Worthless Cup.
In all fairness though, if Chelsea hadn't have been taken over, they'd probably still be in 4th or 5th, and we'd be fighting it out with Liverpool for the title and be top with a game in hand.
 

Neil Pickup

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Tom Halsey said:
In all fairness though, if Chelsea hadn't have been taken over, they'd probably still be in 4th or 5th, and we'd be fighting it out with Liverpool for the title and be top with a game in hand.
You sound like Richard.
 

steds

Hall of Fame Member
Jewell's team selection confused me. Wigan were dire. Manure were lucky. All 4 goals were preventable and wouldn't have been scored were they playing opposition who even looked like they knew what they were doing.
 

Tom Halsey

International Coach
steds said:
Jewell's team selection confused me. Wigan were dire. Manure were lucky.
How were we lucky? The other team being **** is not luck, it is their own fault. I have to admit though that we weren't as great as the score suggested.
 

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