Yeah but it is the pathetic first innings which is to blame. Someone mentioned earlier how this was worse than the 5-0 in Australia and I am inclined to agree.
This winter has not been dear crap old England getting destroyed by better opposition it has been an excellent bowling side being let down by pathetic batting, and all of them not just CWBs famous 4 and 5. It makes the whole thing so much more frustrating than in the past when we were generally a bit crap away but now and again pulled off some unlikely victory.
That's just pure rubbish. You're cornered but still not prepared to accept the truth, so attempt to buy more time by deliberately misrepresenting the facts.
Over the four Tests to date, Cook, Trott, Prior and even Strauss to a certain extent have been pretty decent, made some significant contributions and have at times looked technically and temperamentally up to the challenge of scoring runs in these conditions. This is actually reflected in their averages which, while not being anything to write home about, are certainly not a complete embarrassment.
Bell and Pietersen, on the other hand, have looked totally out of their depth pretty much throughout. Which is why they are averaging in the teens. They have not contributed a damn thing, and their performances have been so disgusting that it makes my blood boil to see people defend their mediocrity on the grounds that there are no better alternatives.
Really? No one who can maybe average 20+, or even - dare I say it -, 25+, as opposed to what Bell and Pietersen are currently averaging? If you have watched some of the young English batsmen in the county scene and the Lions and genuinely believe that then there is a word for stupidity of the magnitude you would be displaying in professing that opinion and it is not one that is generally bandied about in polite company.
"All of them" - your blatant misrepresentation - means let's fold our arms and fiddle about at the margins with a shifting cast of Boparas, Patels, Morgans, Bresnans and others in the ancillary batting positions, when it is obvious to anyone but an utter moron from what we have seen on these tours in which positions England are suffering the most and what needs to be done to make the pain go away.
I hate mediocrity and it pains me deeply that anyone would wish continuing mediocrity on the team I support. If you are happy with batsmen in the critical positions 4 and 5 who can't be counted on to see off a spell from the opposition's leading spin bowler at any point in any match in the SC then you must have a different definition of what constitutes Test standard batsmanship than I do. Bell and KP must go and the moment can't come soon enough!