CW Rumour Mill
Cricket Web and the Philosopher's Ball
Loddy Twinshins
One thing most people don't know about celebrated Red fast bowler and all round nice guy David Kennett, is his middle name.
Regardless, Sean Bennett, all round....er is a well known character in the lands of Red and indeed Cricket Web. What's more important is the little known fact that he's a philosopher, about Yorkshire. Now I know some may call it bias, we all know its philosophy, right?
He has over the course of his career collected the cricket balls that have helped him on his way to Man of the Match glory, and in doing so has imbued them with strange mystical powers, like immortality and other minor things like that.
Last night, somebody attempted to steal one of these fabulous pieces of memorabilia, in order to come back from their miserable life outside the Cricket Web XI, and take control, like all evil, he is, "He who must not be named." I feel a bit sorry for him, to have such a name, but that's what you get for being evil. Whilst on a training camp at Camps school for Bowlcraft and Battery (sounds a bit dodgy to me) one of the new instructors made away with one of Bennett's prized possessions. Luckily for the good of Cricket Web to the rescue sprang three young students, Toogood, Wilson, and Cunningham. Apparently none of them can decide who is the "Chosen One" but that's for article 6. After battling the instructor they cleverly hid the ball and managed to thwart the evil forces attempting to infiltrate Cricket Web. Well done to all! Everybody dance!