***Official*** Australia in England (The Ashes)

[Jono]

Once again edged for 4 through first slip.

Edit: whoops wrong thread.

 

[aussie]

Oh, Warney, Warney, Warney.

The front page of today's Sunday Mirror:

yeah i have the paper geeeeeez this one looks like it could be true

 

[luckyeddie]

Once again edged for 4 through first slip.

Edit: whoops wrong thread.

Close enough - Warney likes 4 - and a slip is a woman's undergarment

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

What's the rumour of another Shane Warne *** scandall?

I don't think it's got much behind it really. One bit of it seemed particularly unlikely to me - when she claimed that she kept quiet because "the rest of the Australian team asked her too, for the sake of Shane's marriage". I mean, come on. What did they have, a team meeting?

 

[age_master]

i doubt the latest scandal has any truth to it, she might have met him at some point though

 

[tassietiger]

The statement Jason Warne made was spot on, about not having to put up with individuals seeking attention. Just like the last one.

 

[aussie]

What do all these women want from Warne????

 

[Scaly piscine]

They're probably after his stash of pills to lose a bit of weight.

 

[aussie]

Haha or maybe they just want his money

 

[Craig]

Think that may be it aussie.

 

[Mister Wright]

Haha or maybe they just want his money

Or he could of actually done it.

 

[England4daashes]

it doesnt matter every1 knows the final result already ENGLAND 5-0

 

[luckyeddie]

it doesnt matter every1 knows the final result already ENGLAND 5-0

It's prats like you give sensible idiots like me a bad name

 

[shaka]

For those people that think Australia will have no chance in the Ashes, do not forget about Warne, and his ability to hugely motivate and get better performances from the other bowlers in the Australian team.

 

[Mister Wright]

For those people that think Australia will have no chance in the Ashes, do not forget about Warne, and his ability to hugely motivate and get better performances from the other bowlers in the Australian team.

That's if he can somehow set an alarm to get out of bed. Now that he has given up his mobile phone he has no way of setting an alarm when he 'sleeps over' at some woman's house.

 

[England4daashes]

knobs like me know wat we r talkin bout we will win 5-0

 

[BARMY_LAD]

knobs like me know wat we r talkin bout we will win 5-0

Don't know about 5-0... you need to take the weather into account!

 

[England4daashes]

it dont matter all will b over in 3 days

 

[shaka]

Why are you so ****y about England winning 5-0?

 

[England4daashes]

coz australia shouldnt b 1 they should b 10th