Exactly. So explain Ponting's success in bowler-friendly conditions other than in India. Luck and miracles don't count.
So now it's 'very ordinary'............ Really, this is getting crazy. All of the things you're talking about (hard hands, shuffling across, etc.) only happen early in Ponting's innings'. Once he's set, he plays with excellent soft-hands. In all of his dismissals in India in 2001 (and trust me, I watched every tortured moment), they got him early because he really isn't a great starter much like Dean Jones wasn't. But as he showed in a losing Test series in SL previous to that one and in just about every other country in the world, once he's in, he's fine. The shuffle across disappears, the hands get softer.
As for Chris Gayle; his technique isn't as abysmal as you make it out to be. Relative to other pure technicians, maybe it's not as good, but if there's one thing you can assume about anyone playing for any of the major Test-playing nations is that their core technique is at least 'very good'. Trust me, bad technique will not see you even selected for ONE Test for any country (other than the obvious minnows) no matter how naturally gifted you are. It simply doesn't happen.
I can only assume from your designation of Test-level players' techniques as 'a joke', etc. that you've never faced decent (grade-level) bowlers. Trust me, without a very good grasp of technique, even they will chew you up, let alone Test-level bowlers. You won't understand until you face guys who can put the ball in the corridor 5 times an over and move the ball around. Really. The biggest difference as you move up the levels isn't that bowlers bowl heaps more excellent deliveries; you just get fewer bad deliveries. That's why you need to game to combat that or you won't last.
A couple of pics of Ponting's 'poor' technique;
http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/ci/content/image/201233.html
http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/ci/content/image/185874.html
http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/ci/content/image/188376.html
http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/ci/content/image/170699.html