Funny Commentary Quotes

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

I hate when Tony Cozier call Chanderpaul "Chandrapaul" and Sarwan "Sharwan". You're West Indian dammit..learn to pronounce their names correctly!

 

[V Reddy]

It would be great to see Sidhu and Richie commentating together during India's tour of AUS

 

[Eclipse]

lol that would be funny

 

[V Reddy]

I hate when Tony Cozier call Chanderpaul "Chandrapaul"

When my name used to be Vishnu Chander too some people used to pronounce it Vishnu Chandra . Still can't figure out why though :O . But i removed that Chander from my name as i preferred it to be short.

 

[Langeveldt]

Right the last straw with henry blofeld... If this guy can commentate, then anyone can commentate... its bringing the proffession down...

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"And heres Flintoff into Yasser Arafat...Oh Henry!"


I cant believe someone can make that mistake, yet he is always making mistakes like that, and shrugging it off... TV license payers pay his wages, he should try and do his job properly...

 

[Mr. P]

perhaps a bit too far with that "mistake"

 

[Langeveldt]

Hahah just been listening to blowers who asked this guy who had just proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen at the test...

"So how did you manage to get it up on the big screen?"

 

[marc71178]

Apparently, when Henry was commenting, Giles bowled to Giles, and Foster fielded it.

 

[Craig]

One Sidhu classic:

"Wickets are like wives, you never know which why they will turn"

 

[Tom Halsey]

When Mike Gatting was captain of England, Richie Benaud said "Mike Gatting now has a fine leg - thats a contradiction in terms"

 

[Tom Halsey]

And when David Lloyd was comentating on a match in the VB series last winter, between Aus and England, Michael Clarke was bowling, and Lloyd said:"He reminds me of that popstar, what's his name? Oh, yes, it's effineff." David Gower next to him goes:"Er...no...David, its Eminem, I think"

 

[pontingrulz]

this sidhu guy sounds like a f***ing d***head. even a person fresh from the mental asylum could comentate better than him

 

[V Reddy]

this sidhu guy sounds like a f***ing d***head. even a person fresh from the mental asylum could comentate better than him

Have you read his interview i posted , its damn funny

 

[pontingrulz]

sory mate still sounds like a d***head to me

 

[luckyeddie]

sory mate still sounds like a d***head to me

Have you read the duck on Sidhu?

Although I wouldn't express it in precisely the subtle manner you do owing to my lesser command of the English language, I tend to agree with your sentiments.:P

 

[ethos]

In the most recent test between Aust and India.

"If Hayden gets out here then that'll throw the cat amonst the pigeons" - Tony Grieg (I think).

"And a very ***y Billy Bowden signals four leg byes :O (or something to that affect) - Ian Healy


Australia A vs India in Hobart Australia.

The camera was focusing on some hippie in the crowd kicking around his hacky sack. Simon O'Donnell first said he was juggling. Then when the camera came back to him he said he was kicking a happy sack. After switching to the guy in the crowd after evey ball in the over Simon said 'What ever he's kicking, a happy sack, nappy sack, hacky sack he's doin it extremely well.'

 

[NikhilN]

read my sig...it happened yesterday

 

[Tom Halsey]

Yeah, I heard it too.

 

[Jono]

The camera is showing a guy with an Australian tattoo above his nipple.

"I've gotta get me one of those" - Tony Greig
"You do, 2 in fact" - Richie Benaud (obviously referring to the nipple)

That just happened on the last day of the Sydney test.

 

[Shane Warne]

Yeah sometimes. When I said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed..........

*boom boom*

well their not laughing now :rolleyes: