Funny Commentary Quotes

[hnj81]

Holding --- From WestIndies



Mathew Hayden is very good Hooker.... he really entertains the crowd ... very good entertainer.... extremly good "HOOKER"

 

[Sehwag309]

Dont know the whole story, but it was when there was only radio broadcasts, and the commentator was saying " So the baller has a short leg, long leg..". A woman who knew nothing about cricket was terrified how can a baller have 2 different sizes of legs

 

[Armadillo]

Here's an astonishing quote folks,
I told tom when he was bowling to try and bowl his wrong'n like danish kaneria's out of the front of the hand, his reply stated,
"No Danish Kaneria's crap."
This only happens once in a blue moon folks, Tom dissed an essex player!!!!!!!!

 

[Langeveldt]

Re: Holding --- From WestIndies

Anyone get ****ed off with Michael Holding saying "On that occeasieeon"?

"On this occeeaseeion Hoggard's got the ball to move around and he has beaten ganga on that occeaasiion"

 

[Sehwag309]

Re: Re: Holding --- From WestIndies

Anyone get ****ed off with Michael Holding saying "On that occeasieeon"?

"On this occeeaseeion Hoggard's got the ball to move around and he has beaten ganga on that occeaasiion"

Just like his other words "Toethal", "BaatsMaan"

 

[bennyr]

Re: Re: Holding --- From WestIndies

Anyone get ****ed off with Michael Holding saying "On that occeasieeon"?

"On this occeeaseeion Hoggard's got the ball to move around and he has beaten ganga on that occeaasiion"

Hell no. I love listening to Holding's commentary.

There is only one way to describe it:

Smoood.

 

[aussiefan]

Sidhu "New Zealand team is like a Cycle stand. One push and they all fall down!" "Young Ricky will fight like a Rattlesnake and give him (the bowler)the first two bites." "The ball went so high it could have brought down an air hostess with it!"

 

[V Reddy]

Fear is the only thing which multiplies faster than rats - N S Sidhu :wow:

 

[Tom Halsey]

Here's an astonishing quote folks,
I told tom when he was bowling to try and bowl his wrong'n like danish kaneria's out of the front of the hand, his reply stated,
"No Danish Kaneria's crap."
This only happens once in a blue moon folks, Tom dissed an essex player!!!!!!!!

He is one hell of a prospect.

I am not sure of his current ability, but he is a prospect. If we can hold on to him, we may well have a world class bowker on our hands in a few years.

And also, I believe I said it was a rubbish method of bowling a googly, not he is rubbish.

 

[Armadillo]

Ah dont make excuses now tom you said what you said and i know that you said that danish kaneria was crap

 

[Sehwag309]

Heard this on Commentary

Greg Chappell was saying he was playing with some Pakistani Player ( Mahmood I think), in an International XI V/S XYZ 1-Day game. They were in trouble 2 for 3, and that Pakistani player walked up to Greg and said "I think we should play for a draw"

Greg played the next ball and walked up to him and said "Mate you can't draw in a 1-day game"

 

[Sehwag309]

Vaughan gets hit where it REALLY hurts,and Tony Greig looks over towards Vaughans pregnant wife and says 'its alright, he's already done his stuff'...classic

 

[Tony Blade]

Heard this on Commentary

Greg Chappell was saying he was playing with some Pakistani Player ( Mahmood I think), in an International XI V/S XYZ 1-Day game. They were in trouble 2 for 3, and that Pakistani player walked up to Greg and said "I think we should play for a draw"

Greg played the next ball and walked up to him and said "Mate you can't draw in a 1-day game"

Think it was Hanif Muhammad, and it was one of the first ODIs..[or first?!]

 

[Sehwag309]

"The achievement we've achieved is a tremendous achievement"

- Michael Vaughan sums up England's...um...achievement.

 

[Sehwag309]

"Clarke gets his Michelle Pfeiffer."
Dean Jones's comment on air after Michael Clarke got his fifth wicket at Dambulla

 

[Sehwag309]

3rd Test Ind/Pak

Sami gets hit in the crotch, helmet, arm....Dean Jones " Sami has more Hits than the beatles"

After Sami got hit in the Crotch, Nehra goes back to finish the over, Sheppard to Sami "You've got 2 balls left"

 

[_Ed_]

I was watching the World Cup highlights DVD today and heard a really funny one in the match between Canada and the West Indies. A West Indian commentator (sorry, don't know who it was, but it wasnt Michael Holding) said something like "Davison hits it high in the air...Drakes is out there...and it goes over his head, he misjudges it completely. ..... he's got it?!! OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!"

I laughed at that one for quite a while.

 

[Langeveldt]

I think the above one was Tony Cozier...

 

[chicane]

i remember one during south africa's tour of india after srinath blew away the visitors with a spell of 6-21....there were several ducks in the scorecard and scores of zero were shown by a ggraphic of a duck. there were so many ducks that harsha bhogle said "the south african scoreboard looks like a poultry farm"

 

[aaronlacey]

Funny Quote

"The umpire's Holding, the third umpires Willey"
Something suss happening here!