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Funny Commentary Quotes

lord_of_darkness

lord_of_darkness

Cricket Web XI Moderator
lol sidhu once said

" Everything that comes out of a cow is not always milk , cheese and butter "


man the sidhu ones are a major crack up
 
F

FrontierPsychiartrist

U19 Debutant
My Dad told me a couple.

Richie Benaud

When a streaker ran across Lord's, Richie goes "There was a slight interruption there for athletics".

Tony Grieg

In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one.

And Jajeda is dijappointed...Jadeja is ji..da..I'll come again, Jajeda..okay Jadeja looks downcast.

Lloyd's talking to his slipers.

Marshall's bowling with his head.
 
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trueblueyork

U19 12th Man
sidhu "if u play the waiting game on this pitch,u have to wait till the cows come back home!"

Sidhu -This pitch is as dead as a dodo

a newspaper columnist asked Ian Chappel if the four lettered f-word was as vital to the indians on the tour to WI.....it took Ian chappel 5 minutes to figure out that the columnist was talking bout Form :D:D:D:D

sidhu is awesome,never miss lunch breaks in indias tours :D:D:D
 
Mr Mxyzptlk

Mr Mxyzptlk

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The late Brian Johnston (referring to Neil Harvey) - "standing in the slips with his legs apart waiting for a tickle."


Johnners was a great commentator. :)
 
V Reddy

V Reddy

International Debutant
Sidhu's Quotes

Sidhu's Quotes

1. The ball is whizzing past like a bumblebee and our batsmen are all at sea!
2. When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
3. We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
4. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
5. The gap between bat and pad is so wide you could have driven a car through.
6. If 'ifs and buts' were 'pots and pant' then there would be no tinkers.
7. Anybody can become a pilot when the sea is calm.
8. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
9. He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.
10. It is not all over till the fat lady sings!
11. A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
12. You cannot ride a seat-less bicycle without getting blisters on your bums.
13. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
14. A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
15. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
16. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
17. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
18. If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
19. The Indian tail is like a Doberman, when they must German shepherds.
20. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
21. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
22. When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.

Please reply to this about ur opinion
 
I

Isam

School Boy/Girl Cricketer
Ramiz Raza!

Tony Grieg asked Raza on a World Cup 1999 Final Preview show on ESPN india:

how does pakistan get so many youngsters in the team?
The reply: The youngsters are very young.
 
T

The Argonaut

State Vice-Captain
Richie Benaud came out with a good one during the Brisbane test. There was a guy dressed like Ali G in he crowd. Richie's comment was "it's good to see a Jason Gillespie fan in the crowd".

Good to see that he's keeping up with the times.
 
Stephen Waugh

Stephen Waugh

Cricket Spectator
"Langer tends to have a bit of trouble with the ball swinging into him, particularly early in the innings." - Tubby Taylor

(Coming back from an ad break, with the camera focused on the Hobart Communications Towers) - "There'll be quite a few messages in for Nasser Hussain on how to captain his side." (Camera shows Andrew Caddick coming in to bowl) "And on the subject of communications, there's a couple of dishes on the side of Caddick's head." - Bignose Lawry (I maintain respect for him)

"Sri Lanka one for 68. The scoreboard shows one for 67. That correct? It is? Thanks Jack. Another single. One for 66." - Dennis Cometti on ABC Radio (thanks to Lawrence Money)

"...Lloyd appears to be talking to his slippers." - Lawry again (Slippers? In Test Cricket? Please note, I think he means the slip cordon, but still...)

"The crowd is flocking into the ground slowly." - Frank Tyson

"The ball came back to him quickly. Not that quickly." - Greigy

"It was only a brief shower, well, it was briefer than that." - Jimmy Maxwell

"It's a big swing, it's in the air and...he's out! Er, bowled."

Thankyou to Lawrence Money for the last six.
 
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