Funny Commentary Quotes

[Cybersmurf]

i think they should keep Richie, when u here him say a dumbass comment it just makes ure day

 

[yaju]

I have never seen Ritchie commenting except in EA games. But I have heard a lot of praise of him.

 

[Cybersmurf]

the people that praise him must be lonely

 

[Lach]

Nah Richie's a good bloke!

 

[Cybersmurf]

its scary cos he shows u a game and he says "well i played before then," and it is a game from 1970!!

 

[Andre]

Richie said this yesterday in the ing cup game, but one wonders if he realised
"Shaun Bradstreet seems 2 b fingering his thigh"

 

[nibbs]

Bill Lawry is such a funny guy.
"Austraya". The man can't even say his countries name.

HAHA

Sidhu is a funny guy.
"I have always felt that a pitch is like a wife, you never know how the are going to out".

 

[Andre]

I heard this the other nite
Ravi Shastri - "He must have eyes like a dead fish!"
David Gower - "What kind of fish"

 

[Cybersmurf]

i heard last nite when Bond was on 4 wickets they were talking about him getting 5 wickets and Tony Greig sed he might even get six (and it sounded like ***)

 

[yaju]

Sidhu "New Zealand team is like a Cycle stand. One push and they all fall down!" "Young Ricky will fight like a Rattlesnake and give him (the bowler)the first two bites." "The ball went so high it could have brought down an air hostess with it!"

 

[aannie]

TONY-australia looking nice in their canary yello and green...
BILL-canary yellow, thats autralian gold my friend, and dont you f****** forget it!

bill lawry and tony grieg....well actually Billy Birmingham ....but he does such a good impression!...

 

[aannie]

FOUND SOME MORE.....not 12th man though

"Beautiful **** shot" - Bill Lawry

"What a magnificent shot! No he's out." - Tony Greig

For every winner, there has to be a looser in these games." - Tony Greig

"Fast bowlers are quick, even at the end of the day. Just watch this - admittedly it's in slow motion." - Ian Chappell

 

[The Argonaut]

During an Ashes series in England, Ian Chappell was in the studio in Australia. Just before the cricket had even started Ian came on screen pointing at his ear piece and said, "I can't hear a ****ing thing through this". Then he looked directly at the camera and realised he was on air. The screen then cut out and they went to a break. He got a suspension because of it.

 

[Top_Cat]

After Brian Lara had been hit in the box by Steve Waugh a few years ago now, David Gower said:

"Brian Lara faces Steve Waugh...........one ball left."



And of course there's guys like John Arlott:

"Greg Chappell at first slip wearing the long sleeved jumper, wide brim hat and long sleeved t-shirt, Ian Chappell at second slip wearing a short sleeved jumper and wide brim hat and Redpath at 3rd slip wearing no jumper at all................sort of like a progressive strip tease!"

As for Tony Greig and the wedding nextdoor to the ground, with his mike supposedly off, he said "Do you think they flew her in?", inferring that the marriage was arranged so she could get into the country.

He didn't get penalised for it at all, by the by.

 

[Guest]

They're good ones top cat, ever thought of being a comedian, seriously?

 

[Top_Cat]

Yeah sometimes. When I said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed..........

*boom boom*

 

[Paid The Umpire]

Sadly this was Johnathon Agnew:

"Its hit high in the air, its Safe AND Out!"

What the?

OK maybe it was in Shane Warne Cricket on PSX but but well forget it...

 

[Anon2]

Is Shane Warne Cricket on the PSX like Brian Lara Cricket in the U.K?

 

[Top_Cat]

Exactly the same game, just released in different countries. They did the same thing on the Sega Megadrive. Just like Allan Border's cricket was the same as Graham Gooch's cricket, was the same as Brian Lara's cricket was the same as Shane Warne's cricket, just on different platforms:

C64, Amiga: Allan Border's/Graham Gooch's cricket.
Sega Megadrive: Shane Warne's/Brian Lara's cricket.

With only a few minor alterations, they were essentially the same games.

 

[Neil Pickup]

Or Jonty Rhodes' Cricket in South Africa...