Archived [19/01/09] Battrick

[Dead Badger]

That's what you get for having a name like Dagenhamshire imho.

Heh - Dagenham being a highly industrial bit of east London, I suspect the owner is unaware of the sh*tty connotations.

And on that charming note: happy birthday, Trev.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Got spanked yesterday by a team who aren't as good as me. They rolled my team for 76, despite my legendary batting depth. No idea what happened there as their bowling attack's no great shakes. Shame thing happened against that team last year.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Dynamo Morpork 279 all out (47.5)
James 133 (120), Porter 69* (78); Glasser 4/48 (9), Nazir 3/65 (8.5)

Philly_Bluenose 275 for two (50)
Lucas 149* (159), Hudson 64 (91); Cort 2/45 (10), Rock 0/35 (10)

Sums up everything that's wrong with this game tbh.

Hope Trev's had a smashing day.

 

[NZTailender]

Happy birthday Trev. Hope your team has given you a birthday win

 

[Johnners]

Happy Birthday Trev!

 

[nibbs]

Dynamo Morpork 279 all out (47.5)
James 133 (120), Porter 69* (78); Glasser 4/48 (9), Nazir 3/65 (8.5)

Philly_Bluenose 275 for two (50)
Lucas 149* (159), Hudson 64 (91); Cort 2/45 (10), Rock 0/35 (10)

Sums up everything that's wrong with this game tbh.

Hope Trev's had a smashing day.

the emphasis placed on stamina, one of the key culprits imo

 

[alternative]

Happy birthday Trev. Hope your team has given you a birthday win

Indeed. Happy Birthday mate.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Echoed re: Trev.

Absolute dud YP. Not much else going on, looking forward to my cup match tomorrow, hopefully I bat first and rack up 400.

 

[Adamc]

Set Howland to very attacking against the weakest team in the league, with impressive results:

Asterix XI 335/2 (50 overs)
Howland 183* (144), Ashton 110 (128)

Bloody Americans 165/10 (40.1 overs)
Lancaster 4-30, Watkins 4-52

	[B]Bloody Americans 	Asterix XI[/B]
Top Order: 	quality 	phenomenal
Middle Order: 	proficient 	sensational
Lower Order: 	mediocre 	feeble
Seam Bowling: 	quality 	phenomenal
Spin Bowling: 	remarkable 	miraculous
Fielding: 	mediocre  	mediocre

Ratings didn't suffer too much on PAN.

 

[cameeel]

End of Over 50: 251-7, runrate=5.02
Talbot	10-0-50-1
Daniell*	3 (4 balls)
Ward	0 (0 balls)
Last Wicket: Smith lbw b. Talbot 13 (FOW: 251/7)

Cup Match. Should be an interesting run chase, a RR of 5 is by no means prohibitive, but Attwood and Byfield are out of form at the moment, so I'll need at least one of Dove and Khulelaphi to ton up if I'm to be a chance of winning this.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

End of Over 50: 352-2, runrate=7.04
Dumisani 10-0-87-0
Keane* 141 (126 balls)
Coburn 78 (45 balls)
Last Wicket: Campbell Hit Wicket b. Lowe 0 (FOW: 219/2)

 

[cameeel]

End of Over 12: 78-1, runrate=6.50, reqrunrate=4.58 (251-7)
Ward	1-0-11-0
Dove*	5 (6 balls)
Causon	45 (45 balls)
Last Wicket: Khulelaphi c. Jenkins b. Dormer 27 (FOW: 53/1)

Solid start, especially if Causon can play a long innings and Dove does his usual 50+ score

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

And that's the end of the match. Central Districts won by 273 runs.
Central Districts 352-2
Kolari 79-10

Coburn took 6-24 & made 60-odd not out, Keane and Dylan made tons, Keane's unbeaten.

 

[andyc]

Helensvale 33 (11.4)
Canning 7/6 (5), Potgieter 1/0 (1), Tedstone 1/0 (0.4)

Magical Ponies 0/36 (7.5)
Burger 26* (20), Farmer 9* (27)


Magical Ponies Helensvale
Top Order: quality proficient
Middle Order: proficient mediocre
Lower Order: abysmal worthless
Seam Bowling: wonderful strong
Spin Bowling: respectable respectable
Fielding: woeful woeful
MOTM: Canning

Easier than I expected, tbh.

Pulled a 0 ITS YP as well. Next week I'll be back up to 35, so this one had nothing.

Richard Rudi (1911011)


RH Batsman, LM Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, lively fitness.
A destructive player with feeble leadership skills and abysmal experience.

Plays For: Magical Ponies
Nationality: Australia
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 759
Wages: £310 p/w
Stamina: worthless Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: abysmal Concentration: worthless
Bowling: mediocre Consistency: worthless
Fielding: worthless

FFS.

 

[cameeel]

Kipper XI v Total Dellirium (sic) - Cup Round 4

Total Dellirium: 7-251

Jenkins 73
Petrus 66

Davies 2-48

Kipper XI: 4-253 (48.1)

Causon 106
Attwood 65

Dormer 3-42

Result: Kipper XI win by 6 wickets with 11 balls remaining

MotM: Shaun Causon (10-1-41-0 and 106)

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

It's actually Round 4 of the Cup. Next week is Round 5. That said, you won't read this post then post "Round 6" next week and someone else will correct you.


Anyway, I've been drawn away to Ashgrove in Round 5. Will be tough but I should get over him. He's got depth but no real stars, so should be interesting.

 

[Nate]

It's actually Round 4 of the Cup. Next week is Round 5. That said, you won't read this post then post "Round 6" next week and someone else will correct you.

 

[cameeel]

It's actually Round 4 of the Cup. Next week is Round 5. That said, you won't read this post then post "Round 6" next week and someone else will correct you.


Anyway, I've been drawn away to Ashgrove in Round 5. Will be tough but I should get over him. He's got depth but no real stars, so should be interesting.

 

[Johnners]

Gun, another easy cup win today, Bosnich took 4, bowled them out for 58. We lost Kanelo & Ludlow in the short chase though.

I've drawn ANOTHER home match next round, except this one is going to be a lot harder to win. This bloke is in Div III, but only on the back of his awesome bowling, he's only getting strong top & middle order (or Prof/superb when he re-jigs his batting order).

Blade Runners
Top Order: proficient
Middle Order: superb
Lower Order: worthless
Seam Bowling: quality
Spin Bowling: sensational
Fielding: feeble

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

How the **** is that **** in Div.III?