Archived [18/10/06] : Battrick

[dontcloseyoureyes]

WTF?

Jonathon Moody (298082)
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, changeable
A steady player with mediocre leadership skills and abysmal experience.

Plays For: The Globetrotters
Nationality: England
Age: 20 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 30,251
Wages: £20,531 p/w
Stamina: worthless Wicket Keeping: abysmal
Batting: exceptional Concentration: abysmal
Bowling: feeble Consistency: feeble
Fielding: worthless

Most unbalanced player ever. Not even sure how it's possible to get someone to exceptional batting and only abysmal concentration, must've been getting half a dozen batting nets or something.

 

[brenoevo]

Won my cup game easily enough on TIE. They had the usual battrick end of innings collapse losing 8/12.
shortofflegside 10/194 48.1 overs
Brooker 102 (112) not out
Westhead 6/27, went past 100 OD career wickets

College Dropouts 1/198 29.1 overs
Kennedy 106 (89) not out
Jayasuriya 56 (62)

shortofflegside College Dropouts
Top Order: mediocre superb
Middle Order: woeful feeble
Lower Order: worthless abysmal
Seam Bowling: feeble respectable
Spin Bowling: feeble mediocre
Fielding: woeful woeful

 

[ash chaulk]

he would be so inconsistant but once in a hundred he'll do somethink

 

[Agent TBY]

Won both my games ridiculously easy, by 9 and 10 wickets each, with my cup opponents getting bundled over for 38.

 

[Jamee999]

We've lost.

Beefy Botham`s boys v Jamees 999ers (753045) 

Date: 17/09/2006 Ground: Beefy Botham`s boys CG 
Pitch: Uneven Weather:  
 
Beefy Botham`s boys won the toss and elected to field. 
First Innings of: Jamees 999ers (go for it!)  
Name   Runs Balls 4s 6s 
Nix   b. Hotte 20 32 1 0 
Trotman (*) c. Staff b. Rankin 55 87 3 1 
Gowshall  not  out 128 107 15 1 
Aldred  c. Staff b. Rankin 6 13 0 0 
Ndah  c. Lord b. Rankin 40 39 2 3 
Hinshelwood  not  out 29 24 2 0 
Lea        
Devapriya (+)       
Sugden        
Bardle        
Smith        
Extras (1b, 1lb, 1w, 2nb) 5  
Total (50.0 overs, 4 wickets) 283  
 
FOW 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 
Total 46 130 144 214       
Batsman Out 1 2 4 5       
 
Name O M R W nb wd 
Hotte 10 0 36 1 0 0 
Mansfield 10 0 60 0 0 0 
Batt 10 0 57 0 2 0 
Williams 10 0 69 0 0 1 
Rankin 10 0 59 3 0 0 

First Innings of: Beefy Botham`s boys  
Name   Runs Balls 4s 6s 
Lord   b. Bardle 141 138 11 4 
Finch  lbw  b. Smith 0 1 0 0 
Staff (+) c. &  b. Bardle 93 121 7 1 
Cowling  not  out 25 18 2 0 
Westlake  c. Devapriya b. Smith 2 4 0 0 
Clunnie (*) c. Lea b. Smith 0 1 0 0 
Hotte  c. Hinshelwood b. Bardle 8 5 2 0 
Rankin  not  out 6 3 1 0 
Williams        
Mansfield        
Batt        
Extras (1b, 4lb, 2w, 2nb) 9  
Total (48.1 overs, 6 wickets) 284  
 
FOW 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 
Total 1 228 255 264 264 273     
Batsman Out 2 3 1 5 6 7     
 
Name O M R W nb wd 
Smith 9 0 52 3 0 1 
Bardle 9.1 1 60 3 1 0 
Gowshall 10 0 52 0 0 1 
Hinshelwood 10 0 70 0 0 0 
Sugden 10 0 45 0 1 0

Gowshall bowled because Maurice Aldred was injured while fielding. Angelo Dilhan did his fielding. It's not a serious injury, and Aldred will be fine for Tuesday's First Class Match.

Ratings.

 Beefy Botham`s boys Jamees 999ers 
Top Order: respectable competent 
Middle Order: feeble mediocre 
Lower Order: abysmal abysmal 
Seam Bowling: feeble proficient 
Spin Bowling: mediocre woeful 
Fielding: feeble feeble 
 
MOTM: Lord

There's allways Tuesday....

 

[cricketboy29]

Won both my games ridiculously easy, by 9 and 10 wickets each, with my cup opponents getting bundled over for 38.

Same here funnily enough..

 

[Scaly piscine]

Cup opponents managed to score 122 (it was a hard and fast), knocked those off inside 20 overs.

 

[Jungle Jumbo]

Port Blair CC 238-6 (50)
Ali 2-57, D Bhutia 2-61, Beckwith 1-23, Flint 1-46
Zebras 239-4 (39.3)
M Bhutia 46 (41), M Ahmed 45 (46), Langer 55* (70), Malik 54* (61)

Another bot in the next round too.

 

[AussieDominance]

Lost to a fairly strong team

DOGA Hussars won the toss and elected to field. 
First Innings of: Pup (go for it!)  
Name   Runs Balls 4s 6s 
 Findlay  c. Dobson b. Mulhern 18 46 0 0 
 Pollard  c. Wicks b. Mulhern 29 53 3 0 
 Paris  c. Dobson b. Dixon 42 53 3 2 
 Nevin  st. Dobson b. Arthur 36 77 1 0 
 Weerakoon  not  out 60 46 4 2 
 Coates (*)(+) not  out 45 28 6 0 
 Street        
 Verhoeven        
 Jones        
 Mee        
 Simpson        
Extras (0b, 2lb, 2w, 3nb) 7  
Total (50.0 overs, 4 wickets) 237  
 
FOW 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 
Total 46 51 110 147       
Batsman Out 2 1 3 4       
 
Name O M R W nb wd 
Arthur 10 1 53 1 0 0 
Dixon 10 1 36 1 0 0 
King 10 1 25 0 2 1 
Mulhern 10 1 27 2 1 1 
Clemence 10 0 94 0 0 0 

First Innings of: DOGA Hussars  
Name   Runs Balls 4s 6s 
 Dixon  not  out 133 139 13 0 
 Aubrey  c. Coates b. Verhoeven 45 55 5 0 
 Wicks  c. Coates b. Verhoeven 20 27 2 0 
 Beckwith  not  out 32 34 3 0 
 Thorp        
 Pilkington        
 Mulhern (*)       
 Clemence        
 King        
 Arthur        
 Dobson (+)       
Extras (2b, 1lb, 4w, 4nb) 11  
Total (41.5 overs, 2 wickets) 241  
 
FOW 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 
Total 101 160         
Batsman Out 2 3         
 
Name O M R W nb wd 
Jones 7 0 38 0 1 0 
Mee 6 0 30 0 1 0 
Simpson 10 0 54 0 1 1 
Verhoeven 10 0 47 2 1 1 
Street 8.5 0 69 0 0 2

Date: 17/09/2006 Ground: Pup CG 
Pitch: Green Weather:  
 
DOGA Hussars won the toss and elected to field. 
Reporter's Summary 
 Pup DOGA Hussars 
Top Order: mediocre respectable 
Middle Order: woeful feeble 
Lower Order: abysmal woeful 
Seam Bowling: mediocre proficient 
Spin Bowling: useless competent 
Fielding: abysmal feeble 
 
MOTM: Dixon

 

[nibbs]

my youth pull;

Ben Foulkes - 17 yo, BT Rating=7,036
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh
A steady player with feeble leadership skills and worthless experience.
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: worthless
Bowling: mediocre Consistency: respectable
Fielding: mediocre

pitty he didn't have any initial bowling skill. i've listed him for 100k. he should sell

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Nine-wicket win.

Should have been much less, but I selected a batsman to bowl 10 overs, with hilarious results (10-0-81-0). Thus a much longer chase. Five players down to energetic now.

 

[AussieDominance]

the tm is weird atm rob sold exactly the same player in skills for 100,000 one day and then 2 days later i sold exactly the same for 40,000 but nibbs you should get at least 150,000

 

[superkingdave]

will prob lose my cup game, which is an **** as im still away

 

[AussieDominance]

andy do ou wanna play a friendly this week?

 

[PY]

Still bot time in India, should thump them next week with most of my best players rested.

Happy days, though PFL's have taken a beating.

 

[roseboy64]

Won my cup match easily. Chased down 214 with 3 wickets lost using my second Xi. Got a home FC game coming up so should pull in some money and OD game after.

 

[roseboy64]

my youth pull;

Ben Foulkes - 17 yo, BT Rating=7,036
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh
A steady player with feeble leadership skills and worthless experience.
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: worthless
Bowling: mediocre Consistency: respectable
Fielding: mediocre

pitty he didn't have any initial bowling skill. i've listed him for 100k. he should sell

Would bid if the asking price wasn't so high. I probably will eventually though.

 

[nibbs]

Would bid if the asking price wasn't so high. I probably will eventually though.

money well spent imo

 

[nibbs]

my side is cruising currently in our cup round 2 match. bot opposition is currently 78/7

 

[roseboy64]

money well spent imo

I'll stop bidding at 150k though.