*Official* Third Test (Headingley, Leeds) 6–10 July

[mackembhoy]

Andrew Strauss has carried out a new High Performance Review and this one is much shorter. In fact here it is in its entirety...

"Get rid of Zac ****ing Crawley".

No chance would Strauss do that. Crawleys not one of the riffraff that dared come in on their £25 tickets to Lords. Then have the audacity to donate money to his wife's foundation.

Only for the prick to them to attack them for backing their side against what they felt was poor sportsmanship from the Aussies. Even though the MCC members portrayed the worst behaviour of the test.

TLDR Andrew Strauss is a dickhead.

 

[slowfinger]

What's this Snoozeball Jonny? Get it whacked son or you'll be out for Foakes.

your profile picture is gold hahahahahahaha

 

[mackembhoy]

I think Wood average is below 30 for the first time in his career.

Sitting at 29 and change.

 

[Gob]

Yeah I don’t think England gets a lead beyond 50 here

They could very easily not get a lead too

I mean they could be 120 for 6 tomorrow

 

[GIMH]

They could very easily not get a lead too

I mean they could be 120 for 6 tomorrow

Could be 600-3 at close tomorrow too

 

[ripper868]

Wood sounds like such a class guy. Great interview this.

 

[loterry1994]

Not sure how to feel about today but this games is evenly poised. Both teams missed out on big opportunities to be in better positions. If they took that Marsh catch earlier Aus could have been bowled out under 180 the rest of the batters didn’t look good.

If Marsh survives till tea and bats another hour they could have had a 350 plus lead. The betting odds have aus slightly ahead and I don’t know how

 

[Aidan11]

Could be 600-3 at close tomorrow too

Nah the big runs will come from Stokes. Double century in 48 balls.

 

[slowfinger]

I think Wood needs to be quiet now though he's giving away too much INTEL

 

[ripper868]

Could be 600-3 at close tomorrow too

Not sure england will bowl enough overs for us to get to that tomorrow

 

[mackembhoy]

Could be 600-3 at close tomorrow too

Impressive to be messaging on here asleep.

What else is happening in your dream there mate?

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

Nah the big runs will come from Stokes. Double century in 48 balls.

Close. Rhymes with 'Stokes' tbf.

 

[Aidan11]

He's a good lad is Woody.

One of only 3 men who were born in Ashington to have won a World Cup winners medal.

 

[GIMH]

Close. Rhymes with 'Stokes' tbf.

Ah. You think that the ‘jokes’ are going to bowl a lot of extras

 

[MW1304]

Tomorrow decides the series really innit, cliche or not. Lose the day and we're toast.

 

[mackembhoy]

Wood sounds like such a class guy. Great interview this.

As I said earlier on the thread.

Can confirm he's just as nice in real life, what you see is what you get.

Helps getting to hold the world cup while meeting him properly mind.

 

[Anil]

Honors even on the 1st day...in fact I would say England are slightly ahead because their three best bats are not out as of now...

 

[CartyDurham]

Honors even on the 1st day...in fact I would say England are slightly ahead because their three best bats are not out as of now...

Agreed. Looking forward to see Moeen, woakes and wood bat as well

 

[Kenneth Viljoen]

Honors even on the 1st day...in fact I would say England are slightly ahead because their three best bats are not out as of now...

Yep and by the looks of it , they seem to appreciate the importance of the situation in the match and actually knuckled down and played solid Test Cricket..

 

[CartyDurham]

Just for info There’s a knockout T20 match on in the U.K. currently and Glenn Maxwell is at the crease and playing well 27 off 20