*Official* England in NZ 2023

[Gnske]

Don't worry Kiwi fans, your very own *** pervert is in the batting lineup to save the day

 

[ataraxia]

If he survives these 15 deliveries, Wagner will show England what Bazball is tomorrow morning.

 

[Skyliner]

Sad to see 'trolls' bagging our team and selectors. So far this performance isn't as bad as the loss here to *Bangladesh*, there's always hope I guess.

 

[BazBall21]

Yousuf/hana does average 65 there tbf!

Thought that was what fuller was referencing tbh

 

[Shri]

15 overs left and wagner has been sent in wtf lmao

 

[ataraxia]

Sad to see 'trolls' bagging our team and selectors. So far this performance isn't as bad as the loss here to *Bangladesh*, there's always hope I guess.

Wait, what?

 

[BazBall21]

Neil Wagner on the cricket field at least is such a stereotypical rough and ready character

 

[ataraxia]

15 overs left and wagner has been sent in wtf lmao

More like 4 overs.

 

[Flem274*]

Sad to see 'trolls' bagging our team and selectors. So far this performance isn't as bad as the loss here to *Bangladesh*, there's always hope I guess.

you exist just to be obnoxious don't you?

all good bro, we're not the ones defending the alleged. gg for you.

 

[Zinzan]

We just really suck really bad

We do suck, but England under Stokes & McCullum are superb. The majority of pundits keep doubting them. First they said this positive daring approach wouldn't work against India/ SA after succeeding against NZ, albeit dropping the 1 to SA. Then they said it wouldn't work in the Sub-continent, and before this test folks were saying it wouldn't work on NZ pitches.

It wouldn't surprise me if this wasn't England's goal from the outset after losing the toss, to aim for around 350 off 65 overs & get 15-20 at NZ under lights.

 

[Howe_zat]

Ping @poorlyagedstuff

this is a weird way to find out what happened

 

[Calm_profit]

Stats of Jimmy with kookaburra?

 

[Howe_zat]

If he survives these 15 deliveries, Wagner will show England what Bazball is tomorrow morning.

There's only one NightHawk

 

[andruid]

I know I post this in the middle of what is becoming a meme spell, but why didn't Engkand make NZ earn that last wicket. They are well ahead of schedule to get a result anyway

 

[Fuller Pilch]

I know I post this in the middle of what is becoming a meme spell, but why didn't Engkand make NZ earn that last wicket. They are well ahead of schedule to get a result anyway

Wanted to deny Wags his 5-fer

 

[Zinzan]

I didn't see the pitch at the start of the day, did it look spicy or something because this is one of the few pitches in NZ you should bat first on. Or was it a case of Southee being a selfish captain and wanting first crack with the new ball?

 

[BazBall21]

Super League day as well as this. Rejoice rejoice.

 

[vandem]

We do suck, but England under Stokes & McCullum are superb. The majority of pundits keep doubting them. First they said this positive daring approach wouldn't work against India/ SA after succeeding against NZ, albeit dropping the 1 to SA. Then they said it wouldn't work in the Sub-continent, and before this test folks were saying it wouldn't work on NZ pitches....

Is no surprise to most Kiwi pundits here that England went 5.5 rpo against at attack with Wags Tickner Kuggs and Macewell.

 

[Zinzan]

A few actually doubted their approach would work here.

 

[Moss]

England in Pink Ball tests will always be a threat as long as Anderson and Broad are along. Robinson not too bad either.