Why do England struggle to produce undisputedly great players?

[cnerd123]

I for one think jalebis are massively overrated.

Your face is massively overrated

 

[Shri]

I know. Mallu here. Most of that stuff is just barely ok.

Ah great. You guys boil everything and don't like spicy food. Might as well become part of Britain again.

Like who the **** boils a banana? Its a ****ing banana. Just peel it and eat it ffs.

 

[indiaholic]

Ah great. You guys boil everything and don't like spicy food. Might as well become part of Britain again.

Like who the **** boils a banana? Its a ****ing banana. Just peel it and eat it ffs.

Meh firang bowels cower at the sight of our beef fry.

 

[cnerd123]

I'd join the South India hate, but they produced Ashwin and Dosa/Sambar/Idili/Rassam/Appams and all that stuff are awesome. And the fact that Sledger was miserable there makes it even better.

Definitely sounds like they need to raise their desserts game tho.

 

[Shri]

Oh, I don't hate mallus btw. The nasal way your language sounds is hot as **** and Premam was awesome. :3

 

[OverratedSanity]

The only south Indian sweet worth a damn is the payasam Shri mentioned, that too the one based in milk with those little spaghetti things in it.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

I for one think jalebis are massively overrated.

He's right.

 

[sledger]

Wow, milk with spaghetti in it. That sounds really enticing.

 

[sledger]

Wow, milk with spaghetti in it. That sounds really enticing.

 

[indiaholic]

The only south Indian sweet worth a damn is the payasam Shri mentioned, that too the one based in milk with those little spaghetti things in it.

Even that is a bit meh, no? Compared to something like a gulab jamun?

 

[Shri]

Wow, milk with spaghetti in it. That sounds really enticing.

Sounds bland yes? I would have guessed that would fit right up your a-lley.

 

[sledger]

I for one think jalebis are massively overrated.

Poor man's Jelly Babies.

 

[sledger]

Even that is a bit meh, no? Compared to something like a gulab jamun?

Aren't those the things that have the consistency of a slug?

 

[cnerd123]

I don't think British posters have the right to join a discussion about ATG foods tbh

 

[Shri]

Even that is a bit meh, no? Compared to something like a gulab jamun?

Depends on how you like your dessert. Ours is healthier and not so sweet that it makes you want to throw up.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Starting to understand why India has a massive diabetes problem.

 

[cnerd123]

Depends on how you like your dessert. Ours is healthier and not so sweet that it makes you want to throw up.

See, there is your problem OS

 

[indiaholic]

Aren't those the things that have the consistency of a slug?

Don't know the consistency of slug. If it is like Gulab Jamun then probably worth a try.

 

[sledger]

I don't think British posters have the right to join a discussion about ATG foods tbh

People like you never do.

 

[cnerd123]

Love how the RANDIs have gone from shitposting in the India/NZ match thread during a boring runchase to this one instead