**Official** Pakistan and England in the UAE 2015/16

[hendrix]

no ball oh dear

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Good catch but geez that's a waste.

Terrible but he gets away with it. Pathetic by England

 

[Compton]

That's a clear no-ball

Botham's judgement is consistently awful.

 

[Spark]

The **** @ Botham. That's a massive no-ball.

 

[Gnske]

No baaaaaaaaaall

 

[GIMH]

balls

 

[Black_Warrior]

Wow

 

[Adders]

Bollocks.

 

[dfrinku]

Who was Botham trying to fool there?

 

[GIMH]

Not a maiden over is it Ian

 

[Spark]

Not a maiden over is it Ian

Bloke's having a complete mare, even by his standards

 

[Spark]

Now regaling us of his shocked disappointment that subcontinental pitches are slow.

 

[Scaly piscine]

So yea when are England's army of backroom staff going to pass on the no-ball info? Cost us half a dozen wickets over the past few months. Surely this is exactly the sort of thing they're there for? In fact this is infinitely more meaningful than most of what they'd do. They had a whole bloody lunch break to tell Broad he had bowled big no-balls earlier.

Are they waiting for the ICC to sort it out for them?

 

[The Battlers Prince]

Bloke's having a complete mare, even by his standards

At least he knows there's a game he's supposed to be commenting on. Warne would be talking about his poker or his golf or his (anything else).
I guess they're both niche commentators

 

[Spark]

Wtf, did that one slip out? Filthy.

 

[Gnske]

To be fair they're probably all suffering from heat stroke by now, the heat there is borderline fatal to Englishmen.

 

[Compton]

I'm not sure that was a sensible shot selection, Mr Malik.

One of those where you just block the last ball of the over and pretend it didn't happen.

 

[Black_Warrior]

I'm not sure that was a sensible shot selection, Mr Malik.

That's Mr Malik for batting

 

[mr_mister]

well done malik! now make it 3 figures

 

[Black_Warrior]

The heat getting to Stokes