Bristow ton accounts for Yelverton
Exeter Uni IV 224 for 5 (Harry Bristow 108, Charlie Morris 2-43) beat Yelverton Bohemians 122 for 7 (Sam Yaxley 2-4, Will Emeny 2-11) by 102 runs
The Fourth XI’s incredibly inconsistent season continued on Bank Holiday Monday in the rustic settings of Yelverton Bohemians CC, near Plymouth, as they recorded a comfortable 102-run win – but not without driving their captain to the edge of a nervous breakdown.
Having taken the scenic route over Dartmoor, Neil Pickup promptly lost the toss (again), and the record books show that his last successful call was on May 18, 2005. Nevertheless, the hosts elected to insert Exeter, and then realise they had just ten players.
Following a brief stint from Will Emeny – and an even briefer cameo with the bat from Sam Yaxley - Pickup stepped into the breach for 31 completely unnecessary overs in the field, and was bizarrely stationed at slip for an extended period. Jamie Bill perished, slapping to cover, to unite John Biddick and Harry Bristow for a productive third-wicket stand, until Biddick prised the dubious honour of “batsman dismissed by youngest bowler” away from Yaxley as he saw Charlie Morris (13 years and 327 days) knock back his off stump.
Rob Woodward missed a straight ball, Emeny ensured that Biddick wouldn’t be the only one dismissed by a small boy, before Pickup, having made frequent attempts to run out his own team mates, resorted to sledging them. The effect was slightly dampened a handful of overs later as he spilled a difficult chance from Bristow, charging backwards towards third man [honestly]. Bristow, having already been reprieved early on – shelled on the boundary by Geraint “it’s Welsh for **** Hands” Heath in Morris’ first over – ended unbeaten on 109. Alongside Dave Needham (20* including 18 singles), the students added 104 for the sixth wicket.
Following a fantastic tea (we’re definitely going back next year), the question now turned to whether Pickup could end a barren spell with the ball that pre-dated the barren spell with the coin (2 May 2004) and actually get someone out. The answer, unfortunately, was no.
Luke Rosier took a wicket on debut and Tom Pugh added two further victims as Yelverton fell well behind the asking rate, but all that Pickup found was frustration (and more dropped catches, it’s now five this season, plus a missed stumping, and a refusal, and that time the bails didn’t fall off). Even a ninth over, caused predominantly by innumeracy brought on by the frustration of watching Yaxley get someone out – courtesy of a smart slip catch from Bristow – couldn’t bring anything more than figures damage. Eight overs for 20 became nine for 31 as 14-year-old Tom Watkins (who Jamie Bill had earlier seemingly tried to kill with a series of beamers) took advantage of the slightly reckless field placings.
With Emeny having chipped in with two wickets, Yaxley added a second victim – castling the unlucky Watkins as the schoolboy aimed to plant the gentle medium pace over the sightscreen – and further confirming his captain’s hatred for bowling averages.