Who should play cricket?

[psxpro]

First test starts friday.
Scores will be posted by me here.
Gonna be a thriller.
The test is in sydney.

 

[Robertinho]

Since psxpro is gone I'll take over the reigns.
EDIT: I'll be taking new suggestions as well, so keep them coming. James Blunt MAY or MAY NOT be one of my next suggestions.. ooh, could even be a Celebrity 'A' team too

Warm up:

Celebrity XI vs England XI
Played at the MCG

Rowley Birkin: "Welcome to the MCG on this beautiful day, for the warm up game between the Celebrity XI and the England XI in the leadup to the Super Series between Mr. Popo's Celebrity XI and Australia. Why, I remember once, on a day just like this, I was going down to the shop to buy some noodles, and this guy jumped me. Of course, I wasn't wearing any pants so it was a bit awkward. Ahh... I'm afraid I was very, very drunk."

David Helfgot: "It's a tough game, isn't it, Rowley?"

Rowley Birkin: "It's a bloodsport. Which reminds me, this one time, I was down at the beach, and then a seagull came up to me. Quite incredible really, anyway, we started chatting, and then... well, I'm afraid I was very.. very.. drunk."

Welcome to the MCG, the pitch is looking great and we should be treated to some thrilling cricket today. The Celebrity XI is at full strength, as is the England XI. Look out for some heroics from stars such as the Wiggles Guy and Mr. Milk. Looks like Snoop Dogg has one the toss and elected to bat. We'll see if that's the right decision as the match wears on.

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

Stiflers Mom dropped Strauss, a simple chance off Chopper Read.
The Rock dropped Vaughan, a hard chance off Chopper Read.
Snoop Dogg dropped Strauss, a hard chance off Chopper Read.
Elton John dropped Strauss, a chance off Chopper Read.
Bean dropped Flintoff, a chance off Chopper Read.
Elton John dropped Jones G.O., a very hard chance off Chopper Read.
Bean dropped Giles, a chance off Chopper Read.
Elton John dropped Giles, a very simple chance off Chopper Read.
Schwarzenegger dropped Trescothick, a very simple chance off Chopper Read.


I think I smell an icepicking coming on.

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

Need I say more? What can't he do?

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Since psxpro is gone I'll take over the reigns.
EDIT: I'll be taking new suggestions as well, so keep them coming. James Blunt MAY or MAY NOT be one of my next suggestions.. ooh, could even be a Celebrity 'A' team too

Please. Let him get a duck. He sings like one.

 

[steds]

I personally would like to see Bob Marley given a game in an attempt to strengthen that bowling attack.

Few people know that Bob Marley was actually the best West Indian quick of the golden era in the 1970's and 80's. A genuine swing bowler, Marley never played test cricket due to the selectors preffering the extreme pace possessed by the other West Indian seamers to Marley's rather slower rhythm and the fact that the rest of the team was repulsed by his rastafarian dreadlocks, which he didn't cut since the mid sixties and rarely washed due to the rarity of shampoos which didn't leave residue and the extreme length of said dreadlocks taking up his whole stockpile of whatever suitable shampoo he could find in one washing.

 

[Natman20]

This guy should possibly be a supersub he would make an all-right all-rounder

 

[33/3from3.3]

of course there is this option

Crazy Frog will bowl left hand off spinners(like vettori)
He could bat 7,8,9 or 10 uses an incredibly short bat which puts of the oppo bowlers
also sings when the oppo batters try to hit the ball
rated no.2 sledger in the world right behind MR.T
also very good feilder on the grounds that he can float
gets paid 2000 gunpowder sticks/week

 

[steds]

of course there is this option

Crazy Frog will bowl left hand off spinners(like vettori)
He could bat 7,8,9 or 10 uses an incredibly short bat which puts of the oppo bowlers
also sings when the oppo batters try to hit the ball
rated no.2 sledger in the world right behind MR.T
also very good feilder on the grounds that he can float
gets paid 2000 gunpowder sticks/week

Nah. We'd much rather just pelt the thing in the nets until it dies.

 

[steds]

Maybe George Bush's left arm orthdox might come in handy. Bowling over the wicket and aiming outside leg stump, Bush would get bags of lbw's by appealling every time the batsman pads up to it. I can't see how any umpires could resist his powers of persuasion, after all he managed to convince a whole country that he's the right man to be their leader... twice!

 

[roseboy64]

You gotta take into account which country it wa sthough.

 

[33/3from3.3]

my thoughts exactly
im sure we all would like to pound Crazy
but he better than Bush

 

[Buddhmaster]

Time for a new team rob, that one is just not up to scratch.

*cough*Chuck Norris star allrounder, Boonie captain*cough*

 

[Smudge]

im sure we all would like to pound Crazy

Do you have to share your sick fantasies with us?

 

[Robertinho]

James Blunt

His life is brilliant. His love is pure. What more needs to be said?

A man who needs no introduction, James Blunt has taken the world by storm with his recent emergence on the cricketing scene. Likened to Gary Sobers, his ability to bowl leg spin, off spin and medium fast - along with an elegant, free flowing batting technique has seen him rocket to the top of the ICC all-rounder rankings.

His Man of the Match performance in the Frizzell County Championship final, which saw him take 8/89 and hit 156*, showcased the true potential of this youngster. It's believed he certainly has the natural talent to be the next Sobers, but some doubts have arised over his commitment , as it's believed his recent hit "Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend" was an open letter to cricket.

 

[Robertinho]

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled wicket keeping ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play QUICKsingle every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris is truly a phenomenon. Since his dominant debut season in the Pura Cup, Chuck has never looked back. His batting is rock solid - he has the ability grind to out runs under even the most difficult conditions. Not one to boast, Chuck Norris has likened himself to Sir Donald Bradman. However, what's impressed everyone in the cricketing world is that in addition to his batting, he's also a competent wicket keeper. It's also rumoured that he once knocked down someone's stumps with his finger, by pointing and saying "GOT HIM, **** OFF YOU'RE OUT!"

 

[Robertinho]

The squad so far:

The Rock
Stifler's Mom
The Guy from the Wiggles
Mister Bean
Chucky
Mister Milk
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Elton John (wk)
Snoop Dogg (c)
Chopper Read
Gil Grissom
Gumby
James Brown
Chuck Norris (wk)
David Hasselhoff
Bob Marley

 

[33/3from3.3]

Do you have to share your sick fantasies with us?

how is that sick???

 

[Robertinho]

1. how is that sick???
2. if you think thats sick what do you think of robs pics below thats just weird

I seriously did doubt whether people would be able to handle Chuck Norris' beard and his rugged good looks..

 

[33/3from3.3]

if you post the averages of those players (bat and bowl) i have found a very good sim
the celeb XI isnt that far from world domination only 1 planet away