Who should play cricket?

[Robertinho]

The team so far, should all proposals be accepted:

1. The Rock
2.
3.
4. Mr Bean
5. Chucky The Murderous Doll
6. James Brown
7. Arnold Shwarzenegger
8. Elton John (wk)
9. Chopper Read
10. Snoop Dogg (c)
11. Gil Grissom

Coach: Mr Popo.

Umpire: steve erkel

Who is James Brown?

The Rock
Stifler's Mom
???
Mister Bean
Chucky
???
Arnold Schwarzenegger
+Elton John
*Snoop Dogg
Chopper Read
Gil Grissom

That's how it seems at the moment, James Brown is excluded atm as I've no idea who he is. I propose we find someone else.

 

[Robertinho]

I have the perfect candidate for the No. 6 spot. A recent resurgence of the icon Mr Milk has seen him rapidly climb the cricket pecking order. His bowling has been known to shatter partnerships and trigger horrific collapses - indeed, his right arm mediums have struck fear into the hearts of many. Not only known for his underrated (yes!) bowling, his batting is always exciting. Having turned matches on their head an insane number of times, any batting lineup featuring Mr Milk should not be treated lightly.

Victims of his lethal bowling and his destructive batting have been labelled as... lactose intolerant....

(Talks are still going on between Mr Milk's low profile manager, His Eminence Hoggy31 to secure this star signing)

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

That's how it seems at the moment, James Brown is excluded atm as I've no idea who he is. I propose we find someone else.

You seriously don't know who James Brown is? That's amazing! I Got You (I Feel Good) or Papa's Got A Brand New Bag?

 

[Hoggy31]

I have the perfect candidate for the No. 6 spot. A recent resurgence of the icon Mr Milk has seen him rapidly climb the cricket pecking order. His bowling has been known to shatter partnerships and trigger horrific collapses - indeed, his right arm mediums have struck fear into the hearts of many. Not only known for his underrated (yes!) bowling, his batting is always exciting. Having turned matches on their head an insane number of times, any batting lineup featuring Mr Milk should not be treated lightly.

Victims of his lethal bowling and his destructive batting have been labelled as... lactose intolerant....

(Talks are still going on between Mr Milk's low profile manager, His Eminence Hoggy31 to secure this star signing)

He can play for your team on one condition, i get 100% of his match fee

 

[Magrat Garlick]

He can play for your team on one condition, i get 100% of his match fee

OK, but he's paid in milk cans.

 

[Hoggy31]

OK, but he's paid in milk cans.

Ah, I see. But cans can be traded in for 5c each in South Australia

 

[Sudeep]

#3 should, without doubt, go to CW's own - cricket player. Who else has defence like Rahul Dravid?

 

[Hoggy31]

BUT, BUT he can also bowl off spin like Vettori. You can say cricketplayer is the complete package, what more could the ladies want

 

[Robertinho]

I actually considered Fardin! But psxpro has reserved that. I look forward to hear his selection..

btw, It's an honour that Mr Milk has indeed chosen to join the squad.

The Rock
Stifler's Mom
???
Mister Bean
Chucky
Mister Milk
Arnold Schwarzenegger
+Elton John
*Snoop Dogg
Chopper Read
Gil Grissom

 

[Robertinho]

BUT, BUT he can also bowl off spin like Vettori. You can say cricketplayer is the complete package, what more could the ladies want

Is he both homogenized and pasteurized, and does he come in a carton? If he is spilt, do people cry over him?

Till then...

 

[Link]

would of thought former world sprinting champ Kim Collins would be an ideal fast bowler out and out raw pace, undirected mayhem.

 

[superkingdave]

Roger Federer is the perfect all rounder,a world class batsman who's strong on either side, he also posseses a lethal delivery. He's used to winning and he's known to like cricket. He'd fit the Kallis mould

 

[Langeveldt]

Wasn't he born in SA?

 

[Langeveldt]

I propose MR T for the Flintoff like role of hard hitting middle order batsmen, and someone who bowls a heavy ball..

And forms a potent sledging combo with The Rock

 

[Robertinho]

Neil won't be happy with that last comment

 

[Nate]

I propose we put "Chucky" in at No. 5. Not the most gifted batsman, what he lacks in talent he makes up for in sheer grit and intimidation. Committed to never going out, he has only been dismissed three times out of his 89 completed innings. Though it's often been disputed that when your bails go flying off you should be out, for some reason, everytime that happens to Chucky the umpire hurriedly raises his arm for a noball and, once again, Chucky is given another chance.

The three umpires who have dismissed Chucky have mysteriously vanished.

 

[benchmark00]

Where's Gumby for the 12th man position?? Here are some action shots...

 

[benchmark00]

Also, i'd like to nominate Langeveldt for the number three position... heres him (as Cricket player Put it) being as tired as a goat on fire, after Cricket Player got him out... And already wearing whites...

 

[Buddhmaster]

Where's Gumby for the 12th man position?? Here are some action shots...

You and your Gumby obsession

 

[Robertinho]

I would like to recommend Gumby for 12th man. With his bizarre flexibility, he is often described as a mix of "Ricky Ponting, Jonty Rhodes, and a rubber band". With gangly arms that can often take seemingly impossible catches and long, ridiculous legs that make the opposition laugh hysterically and slash their concentration levels, he has just about everything you would look for in a fielder. Unfortunately his running lets him down. With such long legs requires great coordination. Gumby does not. Indeed, it's reflected in his type of dismissals - 89.2% of which are runouts - all due to him tripping over one of those loose, dangling limbs of his. This is precisely why Gumby is perfect for a sub. Make sure he doesn't touch a bat, and you will be fine.

One of Gumby's most memorable catches happened when he was fielding at long on. A skied edge - several seconds later - Gumby takes the catch firmly at third man.