Who should play cricket?

[Langeveldt]

Also, i'd like to nominate Langeveldt for the number three position... heres him (as Cricket player Put it) being as tired as a goat on fire, after Cricket Player got him out... And alread wearing whites...

Wahey! Im in

 

[_Ed_]

Rowley Birkin, QC could be the commentator. He would mutter incoherently about his experiences, maybe even loosely relating them to cricket at first, before suddenly babbling on about some sort of unfortunate event that he found extremely funny, and concluding his commentary stint with his catch phrase, "I'm afraid I was very...very...drunk."

 

[vic_orthdox]

can't be bothered finding a pic of him, but david helfgot (the pianist guy out of shine) would make a perfect partner in the commentary box for Rowley Birkin

 

[Don]

ozzy ozbourne as the other umpire.might be a little problem with him biting the bats but well see

 

[Link]

ozzy ozbourne as the other umpire.might be a little problem with him biting the bats but well see

 

[psxpro]

No 3 batsman

The Guy from the Wiggles

The Guy from the wiggles is the child prodigy of this team. At just 19 years of age this youngster is the future superstar. He is the most talented batsman in the team but has yet to find his true potential, could be the best batsman in the world in a few years.
He has already played a couple of stunning knocks but at the moment suffers from inconsistancy.

He is the one in this yellow in this pic. And NO this is not stephen fleming

 

[Robertinho]

Wow, excellent choice. Though it may be deja vu for the Aussies, as I'm convinced that The Guy from the Wiggles and Fleming are seperated at birth/clones.

The Rock
Stifler's Mom
The Guy from the Wiggles
Mister Bean
Chucky
Mister Milk
Arnold Schwarzenegger
+Elton John
*Snoop Dogg
Chopper Read
Gil Grissom

12th Man: Gumby

Make a scorecard now

 

[psxpro]

Scorecard with commentary and match reports will be up soon.
It will be a 3 match test series vs australia.
I won't be biased, either team could win, I will do it as i think the match would go.
This is going to be the greatest test series ever.

 

[Robertinho]

?? Will you use an actual sim to do it?! Or just make it up?

 

[psxpro]

?? Will you use an actual sim to do it?! Or just make it up?

They are really going to play, I've got the players together.
Only I'm going to be allowed to watch though, but there will be acrowd there, everyone else is going to get stoned cause they like it so much and forget so ill post the scorecard to remind you all.

 

[vic_orthdox]

wonder who'll be providing the hooch? *watches everyone's eyes turn towards snoop dogg*

 

[Langeveldt]

Mr T is disappointed that the selectors have overlooked him this time around

"Those damn fools.. Lets go and drink some milk""

 

[steds]

They are really going to play, I've got the players together.
Only I'm going to be allowed to watch though, but there will be acrowd there, everyone else is going to get stoned cause they like it so much and forget so ill post the scorecard to remind you all.

who're they playing?

 

[psxpro]

Australia.
3 match test series.

 

[vasetti12]

They do celeb Footy so they should do Celeb cricket like with peter smichel in it..

 

[Langeveldt]

That guy looks so much like Stephen Fleming I actually spat out my sandwich in laughter..

 

[luckyeddie]

That guy looks so much like Stephen Fleming I actually spat out my sandwich in laughter..

A good job. Someone I know spat in your sandwich beforehand

<muffled quacking walking away whistling>

 

[Langeveldt]

A good job. Someone I know spat in your sandwich beforehand

<muffled quacking walking away whistling>

Funny that, thought I could taste some Jack Daniels in there..

 

[marc71178]

Sure it wasn't Paul Daniels?

 

[psxpro]

If there are any other candidates, post them as we need 3 more players to make a 15 man squad.