But you will, Oscar, you will.
I spouted as much dogmatic but ill-informed nonsense as you do when I was your age, which was a few years before you were born. It took me until I was about 35 to realise how little I actually knew about the game, and only then could I begin to reach the understanding I've gradually acquired since.
Something happens to you when you realise that you've watched, as an adult, the entire career of a notable player: you, 18, saw him make his hesitant county debut at 17, rise to stardom and then gradually fade away, so that you're vaguely surprised to see him still hanging around in county cricket playing for a different county than you remembered. And then he's gone, but you're still there.
When you realise that your vivid first-hand memories are the stuff of ancient history to a new generation, you start to realise that the way you yourself pooh-poohed the previous one was really incredibly foolish and that you were quite lucky to be tolerated by people who actually knew what they were talking about. And if they happened to put you up for MCC membership despite it all, then you were fortunate indeed.
Cheers,
Mike