Vic Orthdox - Awesome cricket player?

[luckyeddie]

Whoever they are?

No really, who are they?

Clive Inman used to hold the records for the fastest 50 in first-class cricket, and the most runs off a six ball over.
Garry Birtles was transferred from Snottingham Florists to Scumchester United for a million quid when a million quid was worth, well, a million quid.
John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman. John Kettley is a weatherman (and so is Michael Fish)

 

[Robertinho]

I just returned from Camberwell, where the home side went down by 1 wicket to Carlton... El Wacko Jacko bowled well in his 0/40.. . They had them 9/200 or so, but thanks to one guy called Brown (who made 50* or so) they made it.

I also got abused on the tram..

 

[KennyD]

I also got abused on the tram..

I'm sorry, but I just felt it needed to be said. That shirt just wasn't right for you.

 

[Robertinho]

Really, Kenny? So you're anti women and anti Asian? Interesting

 

[DJellett]

Which one are you?

 

[Robertinho]

A blast from the past, brought to us by the flaming red hair of Dylan Jellett. Neither - the guy was just abusing both parties..

 

[Mister Wright]

Don't know if it has been mentioned yet, but congrats to Jack on making the U-19 side.

 

[Anna]

Sorry to hijack this thread but I was at college with Woody : http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/england/content/player/216186.html
He also plays for the National U-19 side

Well done to Jack too

 

[chris.hinton]

well done getting out Hodge is a good achievement

 

[andyc]

Just figured that since warm up games are under way, I may as well break out the shovel () and wish Jacko good luck over in Sri Lanka for the World Cup. And yes, I am fully aware that there is already a U19 World Cup thread, but I figure it's best to not hijack it with comments about Jack's numerous cricketing heroics. So yeah, go kick some ****. Just remeber, we're all watching you

Edit: Wow, I thought this was in Cricket Chat...

 

[Robertinho]

* pries Andy's lips from Jack's *** * Alright buddy, just take it easy.

oh yeah, good luck Wacko Jacko

 

[Burpey]

Chances of him reading this thread while on tour?

Just in case, hope you kill 'em mate.

 

[Barney Rubble]

Chances of him reading this thread while on tour?

Just in case, hope you kill 'em mate.

Likewise. Good luck Jacko.

 

[Langeveldt]

Sorry to hijack this thread but I was at college with Woody : http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/england/content/player/216186.html
He also plays for the National U-19 side

Well done to Jack too

Yeah, and I hit him for 18 in one over..

Then decided to hit 84 at number 8 against your college..

 

[Anna]

Which they were pretty impressed with I seem to remember.

 

[Kweek]

Which they were pretty impressed with I seem to remember.

Rich for england U19...ooh wait.

 

[Langeveldt]

Rich for england U19...ooh wait.

a) I'm not good enough
b) I'd have to travel a long way to practice sessions

 

[Kweek]

a) I'm not good enough
b) I'd have to travel a long way to practice sessions

lazy *******.

 

[Langeveldt]

lazy *******.

hehe, onya kweek...

 

[Kweek]

got to love the swearwordfilter