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Players that you hate XI

kingkallis

International Coach
Mind, I have nothing personal against the majority of these fellows (bar Harbhajan, perhaps):

1) V Sehwag (scores runs despite having a less-than-stellar technique)
2) D Warner (hype, then anti-climax - sure annoyed the hell out of me)
3) IR Bell (I don't know...I just don't like his face)
4) KP Pietersen (eh, I'm not very fond of him)
5) BJ Hodge (quite a flawed technique)
6) Yuvraj Singh (Still a Test underachiever)
7) MJ Prior (his ineptitude never ceases to amaze)
8) B Lee (too often a triumph of style over substance)
9) Harbhajan (for obvious reasons)
10) D Powell (how does this guy get continually selected?)
11) SW Tait (hype, injury, underachievement, hype...well, you get the idea)
Leee? He is one of the most liked player. A humble one! Good lad...
 

HeathDavisSpeed

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Do you also hate de Villiers for that catch? (Strauss)
Maybe I've missed this one? But yes, I cannot stand players who claim catches they blatantly didn't take. The 50:50 ones I'm happy to give them the benefit of the doubt (such as Tendulkar the other day) but the Clarke one where he pushed the ball into the ground was sickeningly poor.
 

kingkallis

International Coach
I dont hate them but they annoy me!

All time legends :

Matthew Hayden
Manoj Prabhakar
Ricky Ponting
Arjuna Ranatunga [ c ]
Micheal Clarke
Phil Simmons
Andrew Symonds
Nayan Mongia [ w/k ]
Phil Tuffnell
Glanne McGrath
S. Sreesanth

12th Man : Yuvraj Singh

Coach : Geoffrey Boycott

Manager : Ravi Shastri
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Currently playing :

Gautam Gambhir
Simon Katich
Ricky Ponting [ c ]
Kevin Pietersen
Micheal Clarke
Andrew Symonds
Kamran Akmal [ w/k ]
Harbhajan Singh
Michelle Johnson
Steve Harmison
Kyle Mills

12th Man : Yuvraj Singh [ Sadly he cant make it here as well ]
 

haroon510

International 12th Man
Past XI

Geoffrey Boycott
*Sunil Gavasker
Mathew Hayden
Marvan Atapattu
Salim Malik
Dean Jones
+Nayan Mongia
Ajit Agarkar
Paul Reiffel
Venktesh Prasad
Ashish Nehra


12th Andre Nel


Current XI

Ian Bell
Herschelle Gibbs
Ricky Pointing
Rahul Dravid
Jaques Kallis
Michael Clarke
+Kamran Akmal
Irfan Pathan
Sreesanth
Sohail Tanveer
Danish Kaneria

12th Mohammad Sami
 
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DaRick

State Vice-Captain
Leee? He is one of the most liked player. A humble one! Good lad...
Uh mate, this is from a cricketing perspective, not a personal one (except in Harbhajan's case). In Test matches, he often frustrates me to no end (bar a few performances here and there). As does the constant hype surrounding him. He does sound like a nice guy, true.
 

Smudge

Hall of Fame Member
Anyway, my team:
Blair Pocock (**** by name, **** by nature..)
Matthew Hayden (was a protected species by umpires in every NZ v Aus test series in Aussie)
Michael Clarke (cheating little jerk and he has a hot missus)
Inzamam Ul-Haq (simply because he ruined our World Cup dreams in 1992)
Salim Malik - didn't like his moustache and yep, a match-fixing ****.
Hansie Cronje - never trust a man with a monobrow. Oh wait, I have one...
Cameron White (smarmy-looking **** who can't bowl - yes, yes, I know he's primarily a batsman, but keep the ball away from him, ffs.)
Greg Dyer (we all know why)
Dominic Cork - (****. And he's someone's favourite player)
Daren Powell - (brain meltdown in the test series in NZ earlier this year. Disgusting behaviour)
Muralitharan - you can probably work out why as well on this one.
 

_Ed_

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G.Smith
G.Gambhir
M.Clarke
K.Pietersen
A.De Villiers
A.Symonds
B.Haddin
Harbhajan
A.Nel
D.Powell
M.Gillespie

In case any of them need explanations:

Clarke, De Villiers and Haddin are in because of (IMO) dishonest dismissals against my team. Maybe I'll forgive them one day.

Powell's there because of his ridiculous temper tantrum in their tour here.

I gained a lot of respect for Graeme Smith this season, but still can't bring myself to like him, so he slots in at the top.
 

Langeveldt

Soutie
1. I Bell - Muppet, looks like a kid, bats like a kid
2. V Solanki - Jeez
3. K Pietersen - When the going gets tough, Pietersen cries off
4. V Sehwag - Never like lucky sloggers
5. S Chanderpaul - Good batsman, horrible to watch
6. D Warner - Try being good at real cricket, lad
7. B Haddin - Miserable Crybaby
8. M Johnson - Ugly and lucky bowler, fantastic batsman though
9. S Mahmood - Bowls like he's throwing sponge uphill
10. Sreesanth - Temper Temper
11. Murali - I'd like all 600 odd batsmen reinstated please
 

The Masterplan

U19 Debutant
Jonathan, Trott on back to South Africa
Owais ****e
Sachin Tenit'sabouttimeyouretiredulkar
The general Australian middle order
"
Kevin Prickersen (Craptain)
Brendon Mc****um (Wankerkeeper)
Slow Mills
Sulieman Bigmouth
Muttiah Murachuckeran
Hop, skip and jump Martin

Apolagies for the rudeness, but i felt i needed to express my feelings. :happy:
 

Days of Grace

International Captain
Tendulkar batting better in the past year than he has in the past five years. Yeah, it's about time Tendulkar retired. 8-)
 

Evermind

International Debutant
Jonathan, Trott on back to South Africa
Owais ****e
Sachin Tenit'sabouttimeyouretiredulkar
The general Australian middle order
"
Kevin Prickersen (Craptain)
Brendon Mc****um (Wankerkeeper)
Slow Mills
Sulieman Bigmouth
Muttiah Murachuckeran
Hop, skip and jump Martin

Apolagies for the rudeness, but i felt i needed to express my feelings. :happy:
:laugh:
 

Nate

You'll Never Walk Alone
Updated my Dislike XI -

Graeme Smith (c) (respect the bloke a huge amount, but can not stand to watch him bat)
Michael Vaughan (represents England)
Hasham Amla (dislike his technique, fantastic fielder though)
Michael Clarke (his ego is probably the reason for 9/11, somehow)
Cameron White (go away from International Cricket, kthx)
Adam Crosswaithe (wk) (haha, worst bloke, stop claiming catches plz)
Johan Botha (his action when not bowling his standard offie makes me physically ill)
Paul Harris (hasn't tossed one up since the late 50's)
Harbhajan Singh (probably behind the Bali attacks)
Bryce McGain (you're not Aaron Heal, etc)
Muttiah Muralitharan (heard he lit the majority of the Victorian Bushfires)

Spin bowlers STBU.
 

TT Boy

Hall of Fame Member
Updated my Dislike XI -

Graeme Smith (c) (respect the bloke a huge amount, but can not stand to watch him bat)
Michael Vaughan (represents England)
Hasham Amla (dislike his technique, fantastic fielder though)
Michael Clarke (his ego is probably the reason for 9/11, somehow)
Cameron White (go away from International Cricket, kthx)
Adam Crosswaithe (wk) (haha, worst bloke, stop claiming catches plz)
Johan Botha (his action when not bowling his standard offie makes me physically ill)
Paul Harris (hasn't tossed one up since the late 50's)
Harbhajan Singh (probably behind the Bali attacks)
Bryce McGain (you're not Aaron Heal, etc)
Muttiah Muralitharan (heard he lit the majority of the Victorian Bushfires)

Spin bowlers STBU.
His offie is worse then his doosra and as for Harris no tossing it up, half his wickets in Aus come from tossing it up and getting the Aussie batsman to smash it down mid and long on's throat.
 

Nate

You'll Never Walk Alone
THERE IS ONLY ONE OPINION. ALL WILL SHARE IT.

Give us Tahir, and we'll call it even.
 

Isura

U19 Captain
Simon Katich (generic douchebag)
Andrew Strauss (less entertaining than competitive darts)
Ricky Ponting* (consistently annoying)
Yuvraj Singh (biggest idiot to grace a cricket field)
Ian Bell (epic failure at everything)
Andrew Symonds (easy to dislike)
Mark Boucher+ (never liked him tbh)
Harbajan Singh (no explanation necessary)
Zaheer Khan (covered by others)
Stuart Broad (maybe unfair, I enjoy watching him get smashed about)
Dilhara Fernando (I'd rather kill puppies than see him in SL colors again)
 

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