Players that you hate XI

[Howsie]

1.Cook (Get's out for 30 after using the first two sesions)
2.How (I have a good looking technique, I'll come right)
3.Ponting (I love Andrew Symonds)
4.Clarke (F*ck W*t, and who the hell wears earings)
5.Symonds (Tough guy of world cricket)
6.Franklin (I'm a batsmen, look)
7.Haddin (Just look at him, doesn't he just piss you off)
8.Vettori (A batsmen hiding down at eight)
9.M.Morkel (Yay I landed a ball on the off-stump)
10.Harmison (I once got 7-12)
11.Panesar (Appeals even when hit for six)

12.Mills (I'm a chucker bowling at 130)

 

[bagapath]

Cheetah slower than a leopard?

yeah, indian cheetah. whatever........

 

[Athlai]

Not Smitteh sozz Howsie

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

6.Franklin (I'm a batsmen, look)

 

[Zinzan]

Scientific evidence proves Wright was slower than Sir Geoffrey himself. Check these stats out;

Snail: G Boycott (Eng) 108 193 23 8114 246* 47.72 20412+ 35.42* 22 42 10
Slug: JG Wright (NZ) 82 148 7 5334 185 37.82 14619+ 35.26* 12 23 7
Dead ****roach: CJ Tavare (ENG) 31 56 2 1755 149 32.50 5735 30.60 2 12 5 175 0

Compared to them the other two human tranquilizers mentioned by flem274* are lightning fast.

Leopard: MH Richardson (NZ) 38 65 3 2776 145 44.77 7370 37.66 4 19 1
Cheetah: RJ Shastri (India) 80 121 14 3830 206 35.79 7942+ 36.75* 11 12 9

Nah, Boycott bribed the statisticians

 

[Athlai]

Yeah I've seen him bat twice I knowz him!

 

[four_or_six]

Obviously don't actually hate...

Vaughan (too smug)
Gambhir (a bit of a hypocrit)
Ponting (Australian captain)
Clarke (too 'perfect', ridiculous tattoo)
Bravo (too cool)
Watson (haha, only joking :P)
Haddin (cheat)
Broad (legs too long)
Harbhajan (intensely annoying)
Sidebottom (awful to fielders)
Clark (wobbly head)

 

[Nishan]

Gautam Gambir
david Warner (so slats can stop saying the name dave warner)
Ponting ( love to see his face when Aussies are getting outplayed)
M. Clarke
Ashwell Prince( before his 160)
Jehan Mubarak ( love to see him fail each and every time)
Andrew Symonds
Brad Haddin
Umar Gul
Ishant Sharma
Dilhara Fernando

Some picked becuase they are crap ie Fernando, Muba, Warner. And the rest picked becuase the way they behave.. all personal choice.

 

[Zinzan]

Cheetah slower than a leopard?

The Cheetah had to wear Mark Richardson's Lycra running suit

 

[Zinzan]

Obviously don't actually hate...


Clark (wobbly head)

come to think about it, Clark's wobbly head is damn annoying, especially when he's bowling like a robot

 

[Goughy]

So this is just for current players?

Im not sure I could name an XI without having to include guys like Aqib Javed

 

[bagapath]

Nah, Boycott bribed the statisticians

tavare averaged 32 at a SR of 30 which means he faced on average 106 deliveries every innings to score his runs. gilchrist would have scored about 85 runs in the same no.of deliveries. that is a huge frigging difference.

i didnt see him bat. would have been an automatic inclusion in this team otherwise. maybe, he will be in SJS's team.

 

[Zinzan]

tavare averaged 32 at a SR of 30 which means he faced on average 106 deliveries every innings to score his runs. gilchrist would have scored about 85 runs in the same no.of deliveries. that is a huge frigging difference.

i didnt see him bat. would have been an automatic inclusion in this team otherwise. maybe, he will be in SJS's team.

Tavare was a legendary dead-bat-merchant, really not surprised to see he's that low.

 

[irfan]

My XI would be

1. M Hayden (FTB, ugly technique, dissing Ishant on radio)
2. D Smith (WI may have a decent top order if I was any good)
3. R Ponting (c) (Hand spitting, umpire quarreling, love seeing Ishant, Steyn, Morkel etc. get him with that offcutter)
4. M Clarke (Bingle's bitch, Beckham wannabe)
5. A Symonds (myriad of reasons)
6. Yuvraj (I'll rock up if pitch is flat and we playing limited overs)
7. M Prior (k) (potty mouth)
8. Harbhajan (myriad of reasons)
9. D Powell (I'm the undroppable cricketer masquerading as WI's third seamer)
10. Sreesanth (Slapgate, over-exuberance)
11. S Akhtar (Pitch is flat, oppo good, I'll bowl five overs with the new ball then do my hammy)

 

[The Sean]

So this is just for current players?

Im not sure I could name an XI without having to include guys like Aqib Javed

This, but replace Aqib Javed with Arjuna Ranatunga.

 

[Zinzan]

My XI would be


3. R Ponting (c) (Hand spitting, umpire quarreling, love seeing Ishant, Steyn, Morkel etc. get him with that offcutter)
4. M Clarke (Bingle's bitch, Beckham wannabe)
5. A Symonds (myriad of reasons)
6. Yuvraj (I'll rock up if pitch is flat and we playing limited overs)
11. S Akhtar (Pitch is flat, oppo good, I'll bowl five overs with the new ball then do my hammy)

On the money

 

[DaRick]

Mind, I have nothing personal against the majority of these fellows (bar Harbhajan, perhaps):

1) V Sehwag (scores runs despite having a less-than-stellar technique)
2) D Warner (hype, then anti-climax - sure annoyed the hell out of me)
3) IR Bell (I don't know...I just don't like his face)
4) KP Pietersen (eh, I'm not very fond of him)
5) BJ Hodge (quite a flawed technique)
6) Yuvraj Singh (Still a Test underachiever)
7) MJ Prior (his ineptitude never ceases to amaze)
8) B Lee (too often a triumph of style over substance)
9) Harbhajan (for obvious reasons)
10) D Powell (how does this guy get continually selected?)
11) SW Tait (hype, injury, underachievement, hype...well, you get the idea)

 

[bagapath]

11) SW Tait (hype, injury, underachievement, hype...well, you get the idea)

add to that those disgusting images of ponting squeezing tait's **** to encourage him. this is network television boys! you've got to control your urges!!!

 

[Redbacks]

Brett Lee - not a man's man!

I like this analysis of Lillee

Dennis Lillee - Greeted the Queen by saying: "g'day, how ya goin?", tried to get away with using an aluminium bat, had a dubious wager on a cricket match, booted the arse of Miandad, bounced everyone and wore a shocking headband. Truly a great Australian!

 

[iamdavid]

I'm quite amazed I've only seen Hayden's name mentioned twice, when I saw the title of this thread I fully expected him to figure in just about everybodies list...

I'm not sure there are 11 cricketers I actually dislike...but I'll have a go...

Dave Warner for being promoted on hype ahead of better candidates.
Matthew Hayden for the way he always said something to make me cringe everytime he was interviewed.
Ricky Ponting for not being as good a captain as his predecessors and for looking like George W Bush.
Brad Hodge for whinging everytime he's overlooked.
Cameron White for already getting oportunities which never came to many more deserving players.
Dale Steyn for just looking like a mommy's boy
Andrew Caddick for his constant whinging and gloating to the media.
Brad Williams for being arrogant and ugly and not very good.

Can't really think of any more...