Evermind
International Debutant
Too emotionally unstable IMO.
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Players that you hate XI
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superkingdave
Hall of Fame Member
G Smith - ****
M Vaughan - Turncoat mf
M Butcher - looks like he's been hit with a bat a few times, i'd like to hit him with it a few more
Ian Bell
Michael Clarke
Paul Collingwood
K Akmal - Reminds me of a gremlin
I Pathan
S Benn - keeps getting picked instead of Dave
Naved Ul Hasan
Sajid Mahmood - GTFO of the Lancashire side
M Vaughan - Turncoat mf
M Butcher - looks like he's been hit with a bat a few times, i'd like to hit him with it a few more
Ian Bell
Michael Clarke
Paul Collingwood
K Akmal - Reminds me of a gremlin
I Pathan
S Benn - keeps getting picked instead of Dave
Naved Ul Hasan
Sajid Mahmood - GTFO of the Lancashire side
zaremba
Cricketer Of The Year
Good call. Certainly the most rat-like face, at least since Nasser's retirement
Flem274*
123/5
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Not up to your usual standards I must say, got more of a reaction from your NZ all time XI. I hope you feel special though, you're a very special boy.
vic_orthdox
Global Moderator
Side will lose a bit of bowling strength with that change, tho...
Smudge
Hall of Fame Member
I'm honoured.
HeathDavisSpeed
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Fully deserved. You made Captain ahead of bond21. Pretty impressive, I'd say.I'm honoured.
Burgey
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Katich (forward or back, not sideways muppet)
Gambhir (elfin **** he is)
Vaughan (never trust a man with no chin - cf Ponting as well)
Tendulkar (hears things when it suits, doesn't at other times - still great to watch though)
Pietersen (Figjam)
M Clarke (ball doesn't necessarily have to carry for catch to be claimed)
Watson (talented, but would break a toe getting out of bed)
Dhoni (see Clarke, and if I want to see woodchopping, I'll go to the Easter Show)
Kumble (Patron Saint of Self-righteous Hypocrisy)
McDermott (Even as an Aussie supporter he ****ted me. No surprise he's lost a lot of other people's cabbage)
Zaheer Khan (for Smitteh's reasons - would give his grandmother a send off, and seems to have forgotten what happened in the 03 WC final after he goobed off - don't worry Zak, we haven't)
12th man: Yuvraj (if I'm paying the better part of $100 bucks for a seat, I'm entitled to expect each player from both teams will have a crack).
In the squad:
Ian Smith - man ****s me to tears.
Tony Greig - think he's annoying commentator? Should have seen him play.
Dave Warner - nice, simple kid. Can't bat at the top level though.
Gavaskar - if I only had one ice pick left in the world, it'd go into his heart.
Gambhir (elfin **** he is)
Vaughan (never trust a man with no chin - cf Ponting as well)
Tendulkar (hears things when it suits, doesn't at other times - still great to watch though)
Pietersen (Figjam)
M Clarke (ball doesn't necessarily have to carry for catch to be claimed)
Watson (talented, but would break a toe getting out of bed)
Dhoni (see Clarke, and if I want to see woodchopping, I'll go to the Easter Show)
Kumble (Patron Saint of Self-righteous Hypocrisy)
McDermott (Even as an Aussie supporter he ****ted me. No surprise he's lost a lot of other people's cabbage)
Zaheer Khan (for Smitteh's reasons - would give his grandmother a send off, and seems to have forgotten what happened in the 03 WC final after he goobed off - don't worry Zak, we haven't)
12th man: Yuvraj (if I'm paying the better part of $100 bucks for a seat, I'm entitled to expect each player from both teams will have a crack).
In the squad:
Ian Smith - man ****s me to tears.
Tony Greig - think he's annoying commentator? Should have seen him play.
Dave Warner - nice, simple kid. Can't bat at the top level though.
Gavaskar - if I only had one ice pick left in the world, it'd go into his heart.
dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
Seems I'm a trendsetter.
Burgey
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As always.
NZTailender
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
How can people NOT kill themselves or run screaming from the room, clawing out theirs eyes with the nearest object every time you make a post?
Oh that's right, opinion.
Yeah, I don't understand why so many people despise Katich, either. The only time he's acted untoward on the field (from memory) would have been at Trent Bridge 2005.
Evermind
International Debutant
I don't know, good question, but I do hope it happens to you on reading this post.