I thought I'd throw in some of Reg's player profiles as they're quite funny:
Brett Hodgson: Has the look of the boy next door, but don't be fooled people, this guy has a mean streak. He lists his likes as bashing people and watching x-rated movies, and dislikes as The Wiggles.
Mark Gasnier: I heard the $800,000 offer from rugby is rubbish! He's been offered an incentive deal from the ARU of $100,000 a tackle. He won't go!! He's on $300,000 at the Dragons. WHY GO FOR LESS!!
Timana Tahu: Fantastic player who is addicted to karaoke lounge bar spectacular singing - which is a rather riskier form of karaoke where the participants perform either nude or in drag. Can't wait for the National Anthem!
Craig Gower: Just a great little competitor who loves a tough battle. Went to Vietnam for his honeymoon 'cause he thought the war was still on.
Willie Mason: Love him!! So big, he needs council approval every time he leaves his street.
Danny Buderus: Has battled back spasms all week in camp, which is a byproduct of carrying Andrew Johns for almost 10 years.
Steve Menzies: It's great to see him finally marrying his long-suffering girlfriend - Suyin - and putting an end to those nasty gay rumours.
Mark O'Meley: God I love this bloke, drinks bourbon at halftime and lists his likes as shooting and fighting.
Matt Bowen: Supplies twice the entertainment. Talented enough to bring the crowds to their feet. Small and durable enough to be shot out of a cannon at half-time.
Justin Hodges: Probably the premier ****-stirrer in the game at the moment. Loves to question opponents' ***uality and parentage. A feel good player.
Darren Lockyer: A great mate of Reg's. Owns a bar near Suncorp Stadium called Ice Bar. Looking forward to having a drink with Lockie as soon as my four-year ban expires after Origin II
Steve Price: I remember seeing him off at the airport when he left for NZ. I gave him one piece of advice - look at the sheep, pat the sheep, hell, even eat the sheep, but don't fall into any bad habits. Oh well...peer pressure!!
Cameron Smith: I nearly fell over when someone told me he was only 22. Rumour has it he lies about his age to hide the embarrassment that he repeated Year 6 fifteen times. An Australasian record. Happy 46th next week Cam!!
Matthew Scott: Is the current North Queensland boot-scooting champion. Which he won in a dramatic dance off with Sam Backo, which lasted 6 hours. Sam was the real winner though, shedding 20 kilos.
Shaun Berrigan: What a tough little terrier this bloke is! Is missing about half a dozen teeth. Hates New South Welshmen like he hates dentists.
Sam Thaiday: Just a happy-go-lucky kid, who loves his footy, has a great head of hair and an enormous dandruff problem.