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[Jono]

I'm also not enjoying these new promos by Mohammad Hasan. The first promo he did was quite good and dignified. As the weeks pass and the promo's the same old racial overtones and themes keep coming up.

After Iron Sheikh, The Hart Foundation, The Un Americans, La Resistance, how much more Anti American garbage do we have to deal with?

They should've portrayed Mohammad Hasan as a hard working Arab American who tries (and succeeds) in winning the hearts of the American public with his hard work and all his effort and the WWE publicity machine should get on with Hasan and create this image rather than another re-hashed 'American Hate' angle.

Don't forget Sgt. Slaughter and his Iraqi angle. Going into Wrestelmania 7 he actually received real death threats.

The most disgusting thing about this new Arab angle is that the American fans booed when he said "Praise Allah". Real respectful jackasses.

 

[Jono]

Btw Sangrah, do you happen to attend Melbourne University?

 

[KennyD]

You know who I don't like? Whatshisface... Is it Simon Dean? What a piece of human crap.

Oh I love　Simon Dean, his segments are hilarious.

'Sir, how long has it been since you actually saw your own p*nis? If you use my Simon System, I'll have you seeing your p*nis in 90 days'

'No, its ok guards, let him in. Come on now, pour yourself over the rail now.'

 

[Jono]

Nova's (Simon Dean) first promo was the best. The man ****s bit was hilarious lol. Shouldn't be taking up so much time on Raw, but none the less funny.

I just hope they let him show his stuff where it counts, inside the squared circle.

 

[KennyD]

"With all that girth around your arms, Im sure that you cannot shave your own armpits. In fact I can smell you from here. Smells kind of cheesy. People, my Simon System is the best on the market, but its not a miracle cure. Theres no hope for you."

I think the people he insults are actually people who are not plants. But normal fat people. he just picks them out as he goes. And the heat he gets from them are genuine heat. Others just look very embarrassed and smile weakly. I think they are real people not plants. But the guy he wrestled and the chick he poured what looks like tang on, were plants.

"Now who should I choose. No, not with that shirt on"

 

[PommieMacGill]

Nova's (Simon Dean) first promo was the best. The man ****s bit was hilarious lol. Shouldn't be taking up so much time on Raw, but none the less funny.

I just hope they let him show his stuff where it counts, inside the squared circle.

hehe, I was suprised when I realised it was Nova. He was so exciting to watch when he was in ECW. I used to really like watching him, some of the moves he pulled off were awesome and I think he is doing really well in his new gimmick.

 

[Pratters]

Your right, he doesn't need to be in the middle of everything, but think of it in a booking standpoint......

Young Evolution Punk Kid vs Head of Evolution,

Apprentice vs Master

Randy Orton vs Triple H

makes sense to me. Although Orton should've been the heel in this one, and I agree fully with Rick Scaia and his booking strategies at OnlineOnslaught.com

Triple H served his purpose after losing the title belt to Beniot. IMO he should have lost in the PPV before that to Michaels and battled in a match which involved Foley, Orton.

Neverthless, I would have left Triple H out of the title contention after WM XX as it was supposed to 'all beging again' after that.

Orton could have feuded with Triple H without a belt and then later challenged for the title at WM XXI.

 

[Sudeep]

Yeah the WWE won't touch that, but then again I never did expect them too. I'm not as 'qualified' as the WWE writers, I mean I wish I used to write for soap operas but I don't. Apparently that's all it takes to be a WWE writer, have a past in writing soap operas. I should start watching The Bold and The Beautiful with my mum.

Booker, Benoit, Jericho and Eddie will always be my favourites but Christian is right now my 'boy' in the WWE, and I really really hope he goes a long long way. He's got so much damn talent. Carlito and Christian all the way.

Captain Charisma Baby

A very impressive card, yet far from the possible one. I don't see WWE ignoring Randy Orton for the grand daddy of 'em all. I do think that WWE might put up a inter-promotional match between Orton and John Cena, that is if they don't want him to have one with Triple H. I don't even see RVD in a title match either, IMO it'd be either Angle v Eddie (yes, despite having watched that match numerous times, it'll still appeal, atleast to me) or Angle v Booket T.

 

[Sudeep]

Sangrah do you remember the Cena/Orton confrontation on one of the PPVs (I think it was SummerSlam)? If the WWE never turned Orton face, I think that would have been a pretty entertaining WM inter-brand match. Cena is mega over as a face, and Orton was gaining heat as he continued his heel character, so I think that would have worked very well.

Alas, they had Benoit lose the title to Orton, Orton turn face, and now the loudest cheers he gets are from teenage girls.

I think Cena as a face has been to say the least. I think he needs a heel turn, in which case Orton's face turn could work. However, on the other hand, it should be the other way around, since we all know what Orton is better at.

 

[Sudeep]

I do remember that, I liked that confrontation, and I personally heard rumors around that this would be a match happening at WM21.

The biggest mistake the WWE did was turn Randy face, too quickly. I became an Orton fan due to his ****iness, his arrogance and the fact that his character was full of himself.

I do not know why WWE did a complete backflip with regards to Orton, and in my view in this current feud, Triple H would've been a better/more legitimate face than Randy.

I won't be as harsh on Randy as you are mate, I believe he's got all the potential in the world to be up there with the greats in the future and good luck to him too. He's got the whole package, the wrestling ability, the natural charisma, if he just tuned his mic skills a bit, he'd go a long way.

I really liked Orton as a heel. As a face, he just seems too unreal. Especially that pose he makes with arms wide open, seems so

Now that kinda pose would suit perfect on a ****y heel, but with mixed emotions, it just seems, as I said, too

 

[Sudeep]

Triple H served his purpose after losing the title belt to Beniot. IMO he should have lost in the PPV before that to Michaels and battled in a match which involved Foley, Orton.

Neverthless, I would have left Triple H out of the title contention after WM XX as it was supposed to 'all beging again' after that.

Orton could have feuded with Triple H without a belt and then later challenged for the title at WM XXI.

Exactly. Triple H v Orton feud would have worked even without the title. What the involvement of the title has done is that it has left Benoit with nothing to do. Benoit is championship material, he shouldn't get out of the race for it. Which he did following his loss. It was only until recently that he's started to be utilized well against, though not the best possible way, but better than before.

 

[Sudeep]

Here's a quote I find hilarious.

"Then take everything above and multiply it by ten. Then multiply it by the sensation of having a doped baby tiger shark implanted in your stomach — an animal that is subsequently "awakened" by a massive dose of methamphetamine, which leads it to try, in a frenzy, to eat its way out of you. While all this is happening, you are being continually sodomized by some sort of ape. That's how much Randy Orton sucks."

Not that I agree with it. But just wanted to share it. However, as I've said earlier, I do think Orton as a face is a idea. It's not got me believing it Orton, neither has it got other intellectual fans doing so.

 

[Sudeep]

Here's the link to the column that quote is from. Does seem like a column by some fat teenager who's got nothing better to do than spend his life on his computer. But it's by who I believe to be one of the most intellectual wrestling fans who write, I've ever come across. To affirm with me, check out his archives, he's the most wittiest writers the site has.

 

[masterblaster]

Btw Sangrah, do you happen to attend Melbourne University?

I'm at Monash University Clayton mate doing a Bachelor's in Engineering.

 

[ReallyCrazy]

wrestling got stupid since 1997. you guys need to stop watching wrestling. and get better things to do!

 

[masterblaster]

wrestling got stupid since 1997. you guys need to stop watching wrestling. and get better things to do!

Hey, we don't tell you to stop watching Days of our Lives or the Bold and the Beautiful so......

GET OUT! before Jono smacks you with a Stone Cold Stunner, and before I smack you with a Pedigree!

 

[Sudeep]

wrestling got stupid since 1997. you guys need to stop watching wrestling. and get better things to do!

That attitude... is NOT COOL.

 

[Mr Casson]

"With all that girth around your arms, Im sure that you cannot shave your own armpits. In fact I can smell you from here. Smells kind of cheesy. People, my Simon System is the best on the market, but its not a miracle cure. Theres no hope for you."

I think the people he insults are actually people who are not plants. But normal fat people. he just picks them out as he goes. And the heat he gets from them are genuine heat. Others just look very embarrassed and smile weakly. I think they are real people not plants. But the guy he wrestled and the chick he poured what looks like tang on, were plants.

"Now who should I choose. No, not with that shirt on"

OK I'll clarify; he's a complete ********, but his insults are pretty damn funny lol...

And yeah, that guy he hit must have been a plant, but they can't all be plants in the front row, so the other people he says sh*t to must just be unfortunate audience members.

BTW, another kind of random thing to say, but did anyone else think that Taker's return to Smackdown! this year was one of the coolest things the WWE has done for ages? It gave me gooseflesh. Really good stuff that was.

 

[Mr Casson]

Hey, we don't tell you to stop watching Days of our Lives or the Bold and the Beautiful so......

GET OUT! before Jono smacks you with a Stone Cold Stunner, and before I smack you with a Pedigree!

Haha, great comeback!

 

[Mr Casson]

I think Cena as a face has been to say the least. I think he needs a heel turn, in which case Orton's face turn could work. However, on the other hand, it should be the other way around, since we all know what Orton is better at.

!!!!!!!

I love Cena as a face!!