**Official** India v Pakistan

[Arjun]

Irfan Pathan's almost out of this match. He struggled to get any swing when he bowled and struggled to bowl wicket-to-wicket, bowling at keeper-stand-up pace, and slashed at a ball that was way outside off stump, which shouldn't have been played at all.

 

[Sehwag309]

I think I do....but don't remember anything from that. When was it shown?

Around 1994, it was about Movies etc hosted by Shekhar Suman, We came 2nd.."The answer was freakin "Meena Kumari"

 

[Arjun]

Zaheer's fielding has improved- he was sliding to stop the ball, and should come back to the ODI series.

FOURTH UMPIRE- Now, they just have one anchor out of Charu "Straightface" Sharma and Roshni "Meeow" Chopra. They're taking apart the umpire's decision yet again. Someone just called- "Please cut out the cinemascope effect. We want to see all of the match!", with reference to the adlines and adboxes that litter the screen on D(p)oordarshan's coverage.

 

[cricketboy29]

So, Arjun, IKP is bowling really badly?

 

[Arjun]

So, Arjun, IKP is bowling really badly?

He's struggled throughout the Test series with the ball.

 

[cricketboy29]

He's struggled throughout the Test series with the ball.

Damn, man, and he was touted as India's great new bowling hope.

 

[Arjun]

Damn, man, and he was touted as India's great new bowling hope.

Blame it on marketing agencies.....he's just a schoolboy compared to someone sitting on the bench. Are you not watching the match?

 

[Sehwag309]

Whats this 4th Umpire show?

 

[Arjun]

Now there is this terrible advertisement for a cola that repeats very often. Don't be surprised if cricket fans lose their patience.

 

[Arjun]

Whats this 4th Umpire show?

In a few words, it consists of Charu Sharma (straight face, trying to look and sound normal in all of this abnormality), Krish Srikkanth (packaged with his over-excitable talk and his own brand of Hindi), Atul Wassan (colourless misfit) and Roshni Chopra (acted in a risky offbeat film that bombed, dresses in heavy makeup and bright-coloured clothing, trying to candyfloss the show real hard). They copied Extraaaugh Innings on MAX and came up with something really sloppy. Read this page and you will get a clue.

 

[biased indian]

he is only 20 man give him some time,but ya he loks out of sorts in this series
are we going to Tour ENG SA or NZ in near future the conditions there should suit him a lot more

 

[Arjun]

he is only 20 man give him some time,but ya he loks out of sorts in this series
are we going to Tour ENG SA or NZ in near future the conditions there should suit him a lot more

Let him take his time taking wickets, scoring runs and hitting big shots for Baroda. He's not the finished product yet.

There's a long gap between that tour of England or NZ and this series. Before that, they play three ODI series, which he can skip.

 

[biased indian]

Whats this 4th Umpire show?

u have to see it to belive it. i will suggest u come to india tommorrow at it will be worth the travel

 

[biased indian]

Let him take his time taking wickets, scoring runs and hitting big shots for Baroda. He's not the finished product yet.

There's a long gap between that tour of England or NZ and this series. Before that, they play three ODI series, which he can skip.

i thnk he will play the ODIs as he is the best batsmen among our bowlers may be he should play alternative games or sit out of one series i dont think he will get many gmes to play for baroda any way. isn't out FC games almost over???

 

[biased indian]

i think afridi chucks his faster one ,because his faster ones never go out for a right handed batsmen it always come in u cannot chuck a leg spinner!!
will like to see what broad does??

 

[Arjun]

i thnk he will play the ODIs as he is the best batsmen among our bowlers may be he should play alternative games or sit out of one series i dont think he will get many gmes to play for baroda any way. isn't out FC games almost over???

After that needless slash off a wide ball that should have been left alone, he may end up batting below that useless, undersized pie thrower who can't bat. He can't get too many chances batting there, or too many runs batting like that.

After the series, there is a three-month gap, when the India-A team plays. He should go back there and start hitting the ball hard. There are also the Ranji OD's that will be played at the old 'Heyday in Mumbai. Enough for him and his brother to get valuable practice.

 

[Arjun]

i think afridi chucks his faster one ,because his faster ones never go out for a right handed batsmen it always come in u cannot chuck a leg spinner!!
will like to see what broad does??

How about,

Resume his international cricketing career? He can spot the angle exactly in a bowler's arm, so he'd make a very good batsman. As Ravi Shastri says, he'd make over 50,000 runs with that eyesight.

 

[biased indian]

How about,

Resume his international cricketing career? He can spot the angle exactly in a bowler's arm, so he'd make a very good batsman. As Ravi Shastri says, he'd make over 50,000 runs with that eyesight.

ya

 

[biased indian]

how many overs are left in the day??

 

[Unattainableguy]

how many overs are left in the day??

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