Nishant said:
i feel u...i really do! I actually thought about crying tonight...then i realised that india are just not worth it...plus im not a Woos
I know... Us Indians, in general, have the most passion and love for the game, yet our team most of the time dissapoints us!
As I have posted this before I will continue posting it time and again until the Indian team decides to start winning some games!
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Sehwag: Hey yaar (meaning buddy in hindi) Yuvraj les' go to the disco today.
Yuvraj: Are u forgetting we have a game tommorow.
Sehwag: *shocked* Are u feeling okay today, i mean who cares if there's a game tomorrow its only pakistan, they've beat us what only a gazzilion times, once more doesn't make a big difference.
Yuvraj: I know yaar but u see i haven't been performing for the last 97 games, I am under pressure, if i just score a century tomorrow my place in the indian team is set for another 97 games. And Sehwag its time you start performing too.
Sehwag: Don't worry i am good for another 5 or 6 games, plus I'll take one wicket and the media will make me into an allrounder and I am set. and trust me Yuvi you don't have to worry either, are u forgetting what zone you're from, they favour you.
Tendulkar: *creaky voice* Hey guys who we facing tommorow?
Sehwag: Pakistan, and Shoiabs back!
Tendulkar: AHHHH my elbow its starting to hurt again.
Dravid: Okay guys stay calm and cool.
Ganguly: HEY GUYS I AM BAK! Apparently my ten runs were good enough for dskljfasldkjl;akjfSHIRE.
Chappel: Kaif!!!!! Get my laptop quick and turn on hotmail.
Wright: HEY GUYS LONG TIME NO SEE
*Sehwag quickly changes into a shirt without a collar and runs behind tendulkar, almost breaking into tears*
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Zaheer: YES great day at the office today! I got that Smith for the 3rd time in a row. He's my bunny!
Munaf: *Pretending to be injured and starts limping* Hey guys nice try!
Greg: Very poor effort out there boys, and it's time you guys straighten up. BTW Sehwag there's something for you in the mail.
Sehwag: O boy! Ladoos with extra ghee! Boy did I need some of that or what! After my much improved performance today.
Tendulkar: *Thinking to himself whether it's time to pretend an injury and go bully some domestic teams for a while*
Raina: What's the matter Sehwag, I thought you loved Ladoos!
Sehwag: Well I was just thinking bout' the other day... I was 2 minutes late into the press conference and stupid Dravid steals my excuse for an injury! Now I have to actually play the remaining matches!
Greg: Okay we have a pratice tommorow!
Sehwag: Says who!
Pathan: *Pretending to bowl a 115 kph bouncer at a Bangla player*
Harbhajan: Let's STOP HAVING PRACTICES! If I am not gonna be on the team I suggest we stop! *Couldn't think of something better to start a fight on*
Dhoni: Okay thas' it which one of you drank my milk!
Anil: O sorry yaar... here there's some left *throws bottle to Dhoni who happens to still have his WK gloves on!*
*Dhoni misses it completely*
Greg: You know I am only doing this job for the money...