*Official* Fifth Test at The Oval

[Langeveldt]

Shouldn't need him. If we're not sorted by then there'll be bats wrapped around heads.

God, this ****wit Daniel Radcliffe is ****ting me on TMS. I don't want to hear about Harry ****ing Potter at lunch, bring in some guests for a bit of cricket-related talk, not some self-obsessed hack actor.

"Here's a question from some eight year old. On a desert island would you rather have a fire bolt or a cricket ball"

I'd rather have an axe so I could take it to the vapid fool's forehead.

He's what half the people at my high school reunion are going to be like.. I obviously left fairly early on and by chance bumped into a guy from school the other day.. He was basically like Daniel Radcliffe.. "Of course my dad owns a flying school so I'd like to think I've got a pretty sound grasp of the concepts!"... Then why are you going back to England without a pilots license you posh ****

 

[pasag]

Here we go....

 

[Langeveldt]

Haha, "it was a lot of fun Victor, listening to Daniel Radcliffe"

"Yes Yes.... Long Pause... Sigh"

 

[Scaly piscine]

Cricinfo having a laugh:

"Swann bowled beautifully in the morning"


And he starts off with more piss poor rubbish.

 

[inbox24]

Halfie for Ponts. Job a fifth done.

 

[Burgey]

Punter. Well batted son.

Quadruple it please.

 

[pasag]

Good stuff, job nowhere near even close to being half done here.

 

[Johnners]

51.4


Swann to Hussey, no run, snorter! A ripsnorting jaffa cracker belter, tossed up just outside off and it spins sharply, horribly, beating Hussey's poke

Not descriptive enough imo.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Richard writes for Cricinfo now, I guess.

 

[NUFAN]

We are over a third of the way to winning this match.

2 out x 3 = 6/548

 

[Burgey]

Not descriptive enough imo.

Plenty rancid enough though.

Edit: Ponting almost out there. If he makes 266 not out, it won't count, his FC average now shot to pieces.

 

[inbox24]

heart attack there...

 

[Adamc]

heart attack there...

Yeah, same. Ball was in the air for so long. Probably should have got to it tbh.

 

[Mr_Cricket]

Wow that was close

 

[Pizzorno]

Dropped the Ashes.

 

[pasag]

Will he be forced to give back his MBE if Aus win?

 

[Top_Cat]

Cricinfo having a laugh:

"Swann bowled beautifully in the morning"


And he starts off with more piss poor rubbish.

What the? What the hell did he do wrong?

 

[Burgey]

Dropped the Ashes.

 

[Burgey]

What the? What the hell did he do wrong?

Doesn't come from Durham.

When Scaly won his TV show, probably had the ****s he had to walk to the mail box to collect the cheque.

 

[inbox24]

Whoever said runs are inconsequential in this situation is dead wrong. The more we score, the more panic will come into the England camp and hopefully the more they'll be desperate and bowl badly. Once that happens it will be positive feedback and we'll be on a roll.