sledger
Spanish_Vicente
Yeah exactly.A lot of big target men (Duncan Ferguson being the perfect example) were actually comically bad goalscorers. I'm pretty sure if you asked most Premier League centre halves of his era, he'd be up there in the top 2 or 3 nightmare opponents purely because of the physical battle you'd have to go through for 90 minutes. I'm pretty sure he'd be nowhere near the consideration if the question was 'who were you afraid of as a match winner.'
One of my favourite comical football memories is Ruud Gullit becoming manager of Newcastle, promising "s-exy football", and then immediately signing "Big Dunc".