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*Official* English Football Season 2011-12

nsniks

State Vice-Captain
Story indicating how AVB does in a match:


"I think we're quite confident going into this big match. We have a good team and our strategies should pay off


Keep it up men, stay cool. Hold the midfield and we should do fine


Dont give away the ball guys! Seriously, stop giving away the ball!

*pulls off jacket*



WHAT THE **** ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING? WE'RE DOWN 1-0 TO A PIECE OF **** TEAM THATS GONNA BE RELEGATED!


**** YOU TORRES. YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE. THE ENTIRE OTHER TEAM ****ED HER. STARTING SCORING YOU 50 MILLION BASTARD!

*chelsea scores*


Finally you dumbasses remember how to ****ing score! WE NEED ANOTHER THREE!

*puts jacket back on*


Thats some good passing ladies. my master tactics are paying off


This is football gentleman. great job keeping possession. i love you guys

*after match*


Im very proud of the team. I think we were confident throughout the match, and showed what chelsea is made of. The players all excelled and torres mother is actually not a complete whore.
 

Rich2001

International Captain
Blackburn vs Everton was ridiculous. Blackburn fail with two penalties and Everton get one at the end for no reason at all, which Arteta nails, Everton 1-0. Rovers could've saved themselves some trouble if they could finish...
Was a bit of a frace from the spot today wasn't it!

But not complaining we needed that win and good to see Arteta back fully fit again.
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Carroll (rightly) starting on the bench. Henderson starting though, living on borrowed time though unless he can produce very soon.
Borrowed time? He's only been there a week!

Anyway, who gives a **** because the whites are going up mother****ers
 

Nate

You'll Never Walk Alone
Borrowed time? He's only been there a week!
Had you seen him play for us before today?

Not that any of it matters! Really could have been five or six, some of the refereeing was just abysmal. Such a good watch. Wonder how we'd go without Suarez though. :unsure:

EDIT: Loving how Downing has slotted straight in, WAG.
 
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GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Had you seen him play for us before today?

Not that any of it matters! Really could have been five or six, some of the refereeing was just abysmal. Such a good watch. Wonder how we'd go without Suarez though. :unsure:

EDIT: Loving how Downing has slotted straight in, WAG.
I've only seen Liverpool play once this season, and that was onyl a half, second half V Arsenal, the point is that you don't spend that much money on someone and put them on borrowed time before the third game of the season.
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Just read my post and I sound like a bit of a dick, cbf to edit on my phone so allow me to rephrase - Nafe I think you're being a bit harsh/quick to judge, give him a month or two.

And yes ****ers I am drunk but if your team were riding high then you would be too, the whites are going up
 

Nate

You'll Never Walk Alone
I've only seen Liverpool play once this season, and that was onyl a half, second half V Arsenal, the point is that you don't spend that much money on someone and put them on borrowed time before the third game of the season.
We spent 35m on Carroll and he started on the bench. Before today, I would've had no qualms in Henderson not starting, as his performances couldn't justify it when he have replacements on the sidelines.

Now it's a different story though. :)
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Ah I think I misunderstood what you meant by borrowed time tbh. I took it to mean he wasn't gonna cut the mustard, rather than a suggestion he should be dropped to the bench.

Was pleased to see Liverpool win last night anyway, **** you B****n
 

duffer

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Cahill was Squillaciesque yesterday. 17 mill they can **** off.

Park is a good player, the only one who seemed to care for Monaco last year and as third choice striker he'll do. Just can't see us getting the midfielders and defenders we need in time now. Looking at our squad today, only hope is we keep the score down, or van Persie just catches fire.
 

Johnners

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Citeh walking it.

Not sure why though, with al their $$$, they're still persisting with Lescott.
 

chalky

International Debutant
God Robbie Savage is a ****ing clown fast catching Jamie Redknapp as the most annoying pundit.
 

Uppercut

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Citeh walking it.

Not sure why though, with al their $$$, they're still persisting with Lescott.
Breaking up the partnership that was seriously tight last season to get another £30m foreign superstar into the centre of defence would just be terrible.
 

Johnners

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Breaking up the partnership that was seriously tight last season to get another £30m foreign superstar into the centre of defence would just be terrible.
Mmmm, don't entirely disagree, he just looks vulnerable though imo.
 

duffer

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Jesus Christ, this is so wrong.

Dunno what's scarier, that performance or this lineup we're putting out:

Arsenal: Szczesny; Jenkinson Djourou Koscielny Traore; Coquelin Ramsey Rosicky; Walcott RVP Arshavin.

Going to bed now but praying we aren't embaressed tonight.
 

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