Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor has likened Milan's alleged interest in signing him to being coveted by pop star Beyonce.
Adebayor, 25, came close to leaving Arsenal for the Rossoneri last season but in August he signed a £80,000-a-week contract to stay at Ashburton Grove.
He admitted that the lure of the San Siro was hard to resist, comparing the club to the former Destiny's Child singer.
"I am happy playing for this club and to be honest I am happy Milan, one of the legendary clubs in the world, were looking at me," Adebayor told ESPN.
"For me that must be something special. It is like a boy being told Beyonce is looking for them.
"I am quite happy with that, but the most important thing is playing for Arsenal. I am very happy here so there is no reason for me moving."
The Togo striker has scored 16 goals in an injury-hit season and is expected to start against Manchester United in the midweek Champions League semi-final first-leg at Old Trafford.
He comes out with this the day before a Champions League semi. He acts the **** all last summer and we reward him with a new deal only for him to do jog around the pitch for a whole season and leave his arse hanging in the wind for a Milan and Barca to notice it in the summer. Please sell him Arsene, he doesn't give a **** anymore. The only time this season he played anywhere near as hard as he could was when the fans booed him at the start of the season.
EDIT: Forgot the most indefensible quotes he made:
“I often speak to Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani on the phone because he is very good at French as his wife is from Morocco,” Adebayor told Italian newspaper Tuttosport.
“Galliani may not be as ***y as Beyonce, but Milan are. They have won the Champions League on seven occasions whereas Arsenal have never won it.
“Last year I was very close to signing for the Rossoneri, but then I renewed my Arsenal contract until 2012.
“For now I just want to finish the season on a high, but then we will see. My agent Stephane Courbis is in London with his Italian associate Vincenzo Morabito and they are always working day and night.”