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*Official* English Football Season 2005-06

PY

International Coach
Beckham off after the dirtiest dive I've seen since Jurgen was in business and Sven (=prat) brings on Deadly for Joe Cole who's been the most dangerous player.

I honestly despair....
 

Pothas

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
It was a pretty poor perfomrance but they won and thats the main thing , just hope for a Holland win tonight. They arrent playing well everyone knows that but when it comes to the World cup these games will be a distant memory, i really dont think the performance matters
 

twctopcat

International Regular
PY said:
Beckham off after the dirtiest dive I've seen since Jurgen was in business and Sven (=prat) brings on Deadly for Joe Cole who's been the most dangerous player.

I honestly despair....
I honestly thought Beckham was going to cry poor lad!!! Another lacklustre performance for the team there, but i suppose a win is a win. I think to remedy this all the players respective managers should patrol the touch line and try to convince them that this is in fact a league game.......
 

Scaly piscine

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
A few words for the latest England 'effort'

passionless, clueless, gutless, thoughtless, pathetic, lazy, disinterested, lacklustre, insulting, gormless, shambolic, dire, abysmal.


How many years has this Swedish scumbag had to mould the best group of players England have ever had into this lifeless personification of the scumbag himself?

Well he's finally done it. Mission successful.
 

aussie

Hall of Fame Member
England were a bit dull today, cant see why Beckham was sent off but now just one win away from booking our passport to Germany.
 

twctopcat

International Regular
Scaly piscine said:
A few words for the latest England 'effort'

passionless, clueless, gutless, thoughtless, pathetic, lazy, disinterested, lacklustre, insulting, gormless, shambolic, dire, abysmal.


How many years has this Swedish scumbag had to mould the best group of players England have ever had into this lifeless personification of the scumbag himself?

Well he's finally done it. Mission successful.
Here here.
 

aussie

Hall of Fame Member
Scaly piscine said:
A few words for the latest England 'effort'

passionless, clueless, gutless, thoughtless, pathetic, lazy, disinterested, lacklustre, insulting, gormless, shambolic, dire, abysmal.


How many years has this Swedish scumbag had to mould the best group of players England have ever had into this lifeless personification of the scumbag himself?

Well he's finally done it. Mission successful.
ouch scaly very harsh but i cant disagree with you mate...
 

Pothas

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Scaly piscine said:
A few words for the latest England 'effort'

passionless, clueless, gutless, thoughtless, pathetic, lazy, disinterested, lacklustre, insulting, gormless, shambolic, dire, abysmal.


How many years has this Swedish scumbag had to mould the best group of players England have ever had into this lifeless personification of the scumbag himself?

Well he's finally done it. Mission successful.
What a load of rubbish. Clearly England arent playing well at the moment but as i have already said i think that irelivent when they get to the world cup. The fact is England will be at the world cup. That list could be applied to most of the leading european teams at the moment and England have just as much chance of winning the world cup as any of them.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
We were seriously poor today, all Crouch did was get in the way, all Young did was kick it out of play, all Owen did was lose the ball, Gerrard did nothing at all. It was never a sending off but the tactical changes Eriksson made afterwards were bizarre - Owen at the head of a diamond in a 4-4-1 formation????? What the hell??

No way in hell are we going to win the World Cup.
 

Pothas

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Barney Rubble said:
No way in hell are we going to win the World Cup.
If liverpool can win the champions league and Greece can win euro 2004 then England can win the world cup. I admit at them moment it seems unlikely but i think people are really overeacting to a few bad perfomrances.
 

PY

International Coach
Barney Rubble said:
We were seriously poor today,
all Crouch did was get in the way,
all Young did was kick it out of play,
all Owen did was lose the ball,
Gerrard did nothing at all.
Alright, 'fess up. Where'd you nick the poetry from? :p
 

Scaly piscine

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Pothas said:
What a load of rubbish. Clearly England arent playing well at the moment but as i have already said i think that irelivent when they get to the world cup. The fact is England will be at the world cup. That list could be applied to most of the leading european teams at the moment and England have just as much chance of winning the world cup as any of them.
A shapeless England team without passion has no chance of winning anything no matter how good the individuals are. It's not simply the fact that they're playing badly, they don't know what they're doing half the time, they've got no shape, they let the opposition play however they like.
 

Pothas

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Scaly piscine said:
A shapeless England team without passion has no chance of winning anything no matter how good the individuals are. It's not simply the fact that they're playing badly, they don't know what they're doing half the time, they've got no shape, they let the opposition play however they like.
The fact that your landing this all at svens door is what is really wrong. I think the sort of thing is actualy infecting all of international football from the evidnece of the last world cup and euro 2004. This sort of inept performance is nothing new for a qualifying match the fact is they have to get it out the way and it i will have no bearing on their performance in the summer. I still think England have a chance, they didnt play well in euro 2004 really but were one disalowed goal from the semi finals.
 

superkingdave

Hall of Fame Member
Pothas said:
The fact that your landing this all at svens door is what is really wrong. I think the sort of thing is actualy infecting all of international football from the evidnece of the last world cup and euro 2004. This sort of inept performance is nothing new for a qualifying match the fact is they have to get it out the way and it i will have no bearing on their performance in the summer. I still think England have a chance, they didnt play well in euro 2004 really but were one disalowed goal from the semi finals.
TBH kendall, we see all of these players playing much better week in week out for their clubs against better players - the managers job is to get the best out of the players available, Sven just seems to get the worst out of them.

when was the last time England played well?
 

Scaly piscine

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Pothas said:
The fact that your landing this all at svens door is what is really wrong. I think the sort of thing is actualy infecting all of international football from the evidnece of the last world cup and euro 2004. This sort of inept performance is nothing new for a qualifying match the fact is they have to get it out the way and it i will have no bearing on their performance in the summer. I still think England have a chance, they didnt play well in euro 2004 really but were one disalowed goal from the semi finals.
England didn't play well in euro 2004 because they went for all out defense once they went 1-0 up. England should have cruised past Portugal - who were poor, but again England did their all out defense and eventually the inevitable happened. If England had managed to draw today they could only blame themselves, they should have had the game won long before Beckham got sent off - these sort of things happen when you fanny about. Regardless whilst most of the other big nations sacked their fairly low paid managers (virtually all were on less than £1 million a year) after their team had flopped in Euro 2004, England for some reason held onto their highly paid idiot.
 

Pothas

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
superkingdave said:
TBH kendall, we see all of these players playing much better week in week out for their clubs against better players - the managers job is to get the best out of the players available, Sven just seems to get the worst out of them.

when was the last time England played well?
The same could be said for Italy, France and spain they keep chaning there mangers but is it getting them anywhare?
 

superkingdave

Hall of Fame Member
Spain are perrenial underacheivers yet they still d*cked on us last time we played them.

France have won both the world cup and euro's in recent times
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
PY said:
Alright, 'fess up. Where'd you nick the poetry from? :p
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It was actually completely unintentional! It's all true though.

And Pothas, the reason Greece won Euro 2004 was not blind luck, as with Liverpool's CL victory - they both had fantastic managers, who knew how to get the best out of their players. England do not. You cannot win international tournaments without a) a squad of players who naturally gel (e.g. Brazil) or an outstanding manager who can fit contrasting players together (e.g. Otto Rehhagel). England have neither.
 

aussie

Hall of Fame Member
Pothas said:
If liverpool can win the champions league and Greece can win euro 2004 then England can win the world cup. I admit at them moment it seems unlikely but i think people are really overeacting to a few bad perfomrances.
thats right yo, everyone here is so critical once England carry a full-strenght sqaud to the WC & all of them play to potential we surely have a shot...
 

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