Scaly piscine said:
Oh wow, he scores one decent goal after missing plenty of chances over the season - oh wait, you're not allowed to mention all the chances he misses are you?
So one good shot makes him a god then
/Derbyshire fan mode
Let's forget about the chances he misses for a second, however many or few they may be. In fact, let's put all statistics to one side, and think back to all the goals Henry's scored this season, and since he arrived in England.
The man has probably scored more outstanding goals than anyone ever to play in the Premiership, with the possible exception of his team-mate Bergkamp. Almost every goal he scores is an absolute screamer.
Whether it's thumping drives from outside the area (vs Manchester City a season or two ago, vs Manchester Utd around the same time), backheeled nutmegs (vs Charlton in 2004 I think), stunning turn-and-volley efforts (vs Arsenal, 2001-02 goal of the season), awesome individual efforts (vs Tottenham in 2003-04, ran from his own half), pinpoint free-kicks (vs Bolton in 2004-05, many others), brilliant curlers (vs Villa a few weeks ago, after Adebayor's backheel), or simply consummate finishes like today's, the sheer level of technical ability the man possesses is scarcely believable.
If you've watched enough of Henry to count up all the chances he misses, you must surely have seen all these goals. If you have seen all these goals (and the countless others) then I simply don't see how you could deny that Henry is a player of rare genius.
You're probably going to say that scoring good goals is the same as scoring tap-ins, because they all count - a valid point, but to claim that there is more than one other player on this planet capable of the sort of regular artistry that Henry produces would be ridiculous.
The fact that Henry is capable of things that the vast majority of other players are not means he is a better player than them, and if you work by any logic other than that, then frankly I don't think I'll ever understand any point you try to make from now on.
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