Langeveldt said:
And yet absolutely nobody here is talking about it... And those that are are arguing about Harmison....
It just gets curioser and curioser... What if England win 4-0? Calling for Trescothicks head on a platter?
If he continues to stand at the crease and never moves his feet, and gets himself out slashing to third slip innings after innings, then I shall probably suggest that it's about time Strauss got a go, whether or not we win 4-0. In fact, particularly if we win 4-0.
The thing is, though, that we ought only just to have got started on the dissection of this Test. It wasn't supposed to end like that, and certainly not then.
And it's hard to know what to make of it because the wrong people are in the cast. When Gough and Caddick did it in 2000, we could all rejoice because it was a couple of well-known England players finally coming good - and really sticking it to the West Indies. For those of us whose early cricket-watching lives were dominated by the sight of English batsmen processing back to the pavilion after another abject display against the WI quicks, it was something really special.
But the bloke who's done most of the damage this time is barely out of his cricketing nappies, and a lot of us thought he was a pretty ugly baby, too, and took an instant dislike to him. Even those that didn't can scarcely believe the turnround.
And West Indies still have Brian Lara. If we're going to talk about statistically freakish performances, there's a little matter of 375 to talk about (though I believe he was gifted quite a lot of the runs by lacklustre fielding and insipid bowling, so we can't regard that as any indication of anything). And when WI were bowled out for 51 by Australia five years ago, his response in the next two games was truly terrifying.
As on day three at Lord's in 2000, the English crowd is waiting with bated breath for the next act in the play. In this particular one, we've won Act I, and could reach the interval in a position of complete safety, some people are beginning to cross their fingers and hope that a 36-year drought is going to break, and some are even hugging themselves because they're sure it is.
But there is still far too much cricket left in the series to jump for joy over winning the first skirmish.
Cheers,
Mike