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**Official** England in New Zealand 28 Nov-18 Dec 2024 - 3 Tests

KungFu_Kallis

International Debutant
New Eng strategy. Keep bowling pies to Santner and hope he swings so hard he puts his back out and can't bowl em out later.
 

Skyliner

International Debutant
Sumo having a massive sook about how hard done by poor Tim Southee is. “He’s been given this valedictory series” etc.
 

Skyliner

International Debutant
Sumo is going to have a fit or an orgasm before this innings is out. He’s almost delirious with excitement when Southee is in strike.
 

SteveNZ

International Coach
Haha **** me. This is the greatest ceremony awarded to a player in forever. 18 months of selectorial grace, two guard of honours, and the opportunity to bat one more time despite being 647 runs ahead.
Oh yeah and I almost forgot, an end of the ground named after him 😅
 

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