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Kennett Grand Slams?
Loddy Twinshins
A lot has been happening recently amongst the Cricket Web Cricket community, and I recently caught up with David "Pingy" Kennett, usually outspoken but strangely quiet amidst the recent controversy, after a training session with Essex . When asked about the recent incidents, big DK had much to say.
"Firsty, the Jasotharan incident, well, it's what's led to it all, really. To be perfectly honest, he (Jasotharan) isn't the most popular guy in Cricket Web Land, and it's these types of incidents that just don't help your public profile. The bloke is a PR nightmare, I feel for his manager, honestly. I think underneath it all he's an alright person, but the success he's had on the field has maybe inflated that ego a few psi too much, and he just hasn't learnt to control it. He'll come good i reckon, but for now he has to pull his head in and think about what he's doing. Giving the fans that sort of treatment is just not on"
"Next up we've the response from our new coach. Well, mixed bag, mixed bag. I like what he wants to do with the team, and I think he'll be a great help. Our previous coach was, to be perfectly frank, ****house. Some good positive comments from the coach, but, I think he put a foot wrong attacking the so called "Ugly Australian Image". I think that, so early in his contract, that raising such contentious issues is detrimental when all we want to do is play cricket, right? Well I guess he's the coach and I'm not for a reason, but I don't like all this outside controversy when we've still got problems in our camp.. ie Jasotharan.. Add to that, many of us are of Australian heritage (in the CW system) and Agarwal's comments can only serve to create rifts between the players in CW"
"Anyway, moving along, this is where the **** hits the fan, so to speak. Here all of a sudden we're under international scrutiny, for the wrong reasons. Sure, not much is said, but it leaves the door open to other ingrates, like Smith. To be honest, I think I mostly agree with what Ponting is saying, although we're a lot stronger than he gives us credit for. As to the fielding, I'll get to that later.."
"Then we have a couple of comments thrown across the media, big Marc Robbins sticking up for Pickup, which is the right attitude. Then, when I heard that Rob Dauth had responded, I was more than a little trepidacious, I mean, he's Mr. Controversy himself. but, to my great surprise, young Dauthy pulled through, and was very collected in his response. Jasotharan needs to look to Rob as a role model here.."
Kennett pauses as he takes a drink.
"Stedman, what was he thinking? That sort of comment is way out of line, to say such things about your captain so publicly, I reckon he's got rocks in his head. By all means, discuss it with the captain, but don't just blab it out in front of the whole world like that. It's just not on, end of discussion."
"And then we get to Smith. One word. Idiot. I know I said earlier that this sort of comment will only cause controversy, and is bad for our cricket. However, this one is personal. Accusing my good mate DW of throwing? I mean come on, sour grapes, pull your ****ing head in Smith."
"Lastly, on my tirade, my verbal odyssey, we come to the comments made by Neil Pickup, my fellow teammate at Essex. Good call on Smith, however, whilst I can understand where he is coming from, I think he attacks Ponting unnecessarily. To be honest, our fielding as a whole, is atrocious. Some of us are crap fielders, I'm quite possibly the worst. But, you know what, we're improving, and i think that under Agarwal, we will see some great improvement in our weakest area. Sure, the comments were uncalled for (by Ponting) but he (Pickup) doesn't have to rise to the bait. Finally, what I said before, we can see Agarwal's comment already taking a life of it's own, as Pickup attacks the Australian spirit of the game. Well, Loddy, I don't even know if all of what I've said makes any sense, I just want to concentrate on my cricket."
Well David, we don't know if you made any sense either.