Public Statement by Jack McNamara
*shoved onto stage by TF CEO*
Um, er... *opens sheet of paper*
Recently, there was an incident at a closed training session that got out of hand. *glares at Rob and Nick* Unfortunately, I was immediately involved, as Peter Young stole the last jelly baby left in the packet that I was nice enough to share with the whole team, and clearly violated "buyer's rights".
This caused what was a relatively minor fracar - well, in comparison to the one in which we all took part in out the front of the Greyhound Hotel after our win last week, didn't Daz get some punches in there! *hears someone telling him to get to the point*, But as I stand here forced to say something on behalf of Rob an....er, sorry, myself - I apologise for Nick and Ro... um, my actions, and hope that such a scenario doesn't happen again, and that this can be looked upon as a small blemish in what has so far been quite an enjoyable trip on the Testing Forum bandwagon.
Thank you.
*walks off as cameras click, and throws a conveniently placed crutch into the media throng*
Well, that's that dealt with. Can we play some football please?