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[Buddhmaster]

I think we should also ban mobile phones. We obviously don't want a repeat of the ugly Benchmark-Buddhmaster texting scandal.

captain and coach should have a close, close bond

 

[Robertinho]

I would like to mention that the report was infact wrong, it was Rob and Nick who STOOD IN, it was infact Pete and Jack tussling.

Rob was confused when asked, "What is your opinion of Nick after the fight?" The fan then explained the rumour that had been spreading round.

An official statement from Rob's agent:

The incident supposedly involved my client, Robert, and teammate in both the TF XVIII and the CW Reds, Nick, was wrongly reported. The names were mixed up, it was infact Jack McNamara and Pete Young involved in the tussle, however it is true Robert and Nicholas stepped in to break up the fight. We would like to state firmly that Rob and Nick were not involved in the tussle. Rob's advice to the club's fans is that they should not rely on lousy reporting. "It's somewhat disappointing, but I have not been affected by this lousy reporting. Also, on the incident, it's an internal issue and I've been instructed not to discuss it. Though I will say, Jack and Pete are good friends, there was nothing in it."

 

[Robertinho]

Hey, who would've though, Jack and Pete eh? Lousy reporting, what a shocker.

 

[andyc]

Even more trouble for Borcich

Despite being specifically told not to talk to any more members of the media, Nick Borcich has again landed himself in trouble. He was caught in sending scandalous messages to certain members of the public, and most disturbingly, his teammates. A reputable media source had placed him outside a bar with his teammates proudly singing "When I get lonely, I touch myself." Obviously the youngster is finding his sudden star-status hard to control.

And this just in-- several members of the public have seen the young player repeatedly getting dressed in his lounge room. They would have reported it sooner, but they thought it was of little significance.

 

[andyc]

Hey, who would've though, Jack and Pete eh? Lousy reporting, what a shocker.

bloody paparazzi. they'll seize any story

 

[Hoggy31]

Despite being specifically told not to talk to any more members of the media, Nick Borcich has again landed himself in trouble. He was caught in sending scandalous messages to certain members of the public, and most disturbingly, his teammates. A reputable media source had placed him outside a bar with his teammates proudly singing "When I get lonely, I touch myself." Obviously the youngster is finding his sudden star-status hard to control.

Hey, Hey! ... She looked 18..

 

[andyc]

Mate, I wasn't even going to begin about the underage scandal, but if you really want me to mention it...

 

[KennyD]

Pick me, pick me! I recently was part of a team that lost every game of AFL for our school! Play me in the midfield! I also call #9

 

[Robertinho]

Stedman and Kenny on the wings? An exciting prospect, though Kenny would have to compete with a fast emerging star in Linda

 

[Hoggy31]

There's a woman in the team??

 

[Linda]

There's a woman in the team??

Please, Nick, Im out of your league... *ahem*

 

[Hoggy31]

Well, Im looking to gain promotion this season

 

[Buddhmaster]

Linda in the team, 1 more post for Stedman, and 2 for Kenny

 

[Buddhmaster]

I would like to mention that the report was infact wrong, it was Rob and Nick who STOOD IN, it was infact Pete and Jack tussling.

Rob was confused when asked, "What is your opinion of Nick after the fight?" The fan then explained the rumour that had been spreading round.

An official statement from Rob's agent:

The incident supposedly involved my client, Robert, and teammate in both the TF XVIII and the CW Reds, Nick, was wrongly reported. The names were mixed up, it was infact Jack McNamara and Pete Young involved in the tussle, however it is true Robert and Nicholas stepped in to break up the fight. We would like to state firmly that Rob and Nick were not involved in the tussle. Rob's advice to the club's fans is that they should not rely on lousy reporting. "It's somewhat disappointing, but I have not been affected by this lousy reporting. Also, on the incident, it's an internal issue and I've been instructed not to discuss it. Though I will say, Jack and Pete are good friends, there was nothing in it."

The TF coaching staff would like to say this statement is 100% untrue, and the disapointment in Rob is only getting worse and worse.

 

[Linda]

Stedman and Kenny on the wings? An exciting prospect, though Kenny would have to compete with a fast emerging star in Linda

I'll crush him like an elephant.

 

[King_Ponting]

............................crushes what?

 

[Buddhmaster]

I'll crush him like an elephant.

My thoughts are Linda to full forward, Jim and Ken to the wings, and Ron on to the bench. Don't worry Rob, just work hard

 

[Linda]

My thoughts are Linda to full forward, Jim and Ken to the wings, and Ron on to the bench. Don't worry Rob, just work hard

Perhaps a stint in the TFFL is in order for the falliable Robert?

 

[andyc]

............................crushes what?

apples? bananas? chickens?

 

[Buddhmaster]

Perhaps a stint in the TFFL is in order for the falliable Robert?

I clearly said Ron not Rob, Linda...............