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King_Ponting

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Can anyone see my last post i made in the no ball thread in CC..... Cause i certainly cant... has cricketweb like ****d itself or something?
 

steds

Hall of Fame Member
So, to combat Vic's Superted avatar I've brought in Paddington Bear and also changed the location to match.

Good move or bad move?
 

vic_orthdox

Global Moderator
steds said:
So, to combat Vic's Superted avatar I've brought in Paddington Bear and also changed the location to match.

Good move or bad move?
Isn't Superted's enemy Texas Pete? :huh:

But me like Paddington. Class.
 

vic_orthdox

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Lions Pull Off Trading Coup

By Paul Gosford.

The Brisbane Lions, who were heading into this match dreadfully underprepared after only a two day break from their last match, have pulled off the recruiting coup of the last few years by contracting Texas Pete from the Dallas FC to play in the forthcoming match against the Testing Forum FC. Known for his dislike of anything to do with Superted, he has deliberately targeted McNamara for the opposition, despite his poor form in recent weeks. McNamara has had his fair share of controversy in recent times, including instigating a fight at training between himself and Peter Young, after Young disrespected the institution that is "buyer's rights".

Unfortunately, Texas Pete is known for his lack of smarts, and as such steds is feeling very nervous, as no-one is putting it past Texas Pete to confuse Paddington Bear and Superted.

Texas Pete was saddened, however, by his partner-in-crime Skeleton not transferring to the Lions with him, due to salary cap pressures. "With Texas Pete demanding such a high salary, to fund the TNT and anvils he says that he requires to bring down the opposition, we just didn't have the money to be able to afford Skeleton." said Lions CEO Graeme Hondry. "It is an unfortunate circumstance, but we're talking with Dallas FC and hopefully they'll accept Johnathon Brown in return for Skeleton. We're yet to convince them it's a fair trade, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time".
 

vic_orthdox

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If poo smelt like flowers do, and flowers still smelt like flowers do, then would we find the smell of flowers disgusting?

Discuss.
 

benchmark00

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vic_orthdox said:
If poo smelt like flowers do, and flowers still smelt like flowers do, then would we find the smell of flowers disgusting?

Discuss.
No, but people would be giving their girlfriends pieces of crap on valentines day instead.
 

andyc

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
vic_orthdox said:
If poo smelt like flowers do, and flowers still smelt like flowers do, then would we find the smell of flowers disgusting?

Discuss.
interesting question, jack. i've no idea
 

KennyD

International Vice-Captain
benchmark00 said:
No, but people would be giving their girlfriends pieces of crap on valentines day instead.
And seeing as different flowers have different scents, could we have differently scented pieces of crap, or as I like to call them, shaith.
 
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