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[benchmark00]

i never knew you felt that way about me! but seriously im no pretty boy...
i am a qualified AFL coach, but i dont know the rules and dont intend to learn them either...

Youre not!?!

And Mister Wright.... do you mean kick handpass and jump, opposed to....... throwing?

 

[Mister Wright]

i never knew you felt that way about me! but seriously im no pretty boy...

i am a qualified AFL coach, but i dont know the rules and dont intend to learn them either...

Just goes to show how crap the game is if someone can become a qualified coach without knowing the rules.

Simon, what did they have in the coaching clinic? What hair products to use and and which moisteriser is the best to get rid of blemishes?

 

[Mister Wright]

Youre not!?!

And Mister Wright.... do you mean kick handpass and jump, opposed to....... throwing?

I don't know, I have no idea what you are on about?

 

[benchmark00]

I took a crash course in NRL, the course was caled: "How to pick your nose with your thumb 101"

 

[Mister Wright]

I took a crash course in NRL, the course was caled: "How to pick your nose with your thumb 101"

It probably has served you well, because at least you now know you can dig further with more success with the thumb, people waste their time using the index finger or the old index and thumb double. As you would now know the thumb is perfectly shaped and hardened enough to get to the places at the back of the nostrils that the index and other fingers can't.

 

[Simon]

Just goes to show how crap the game is if someone can become a qualified coach without knowing the rules.

Simon, what did they have in the coaching clinic? What hair products to use and and which moisteriser is the best to get rid of blemishes?

yeh that was an important part of it, as well as encouraging the children to take up a decent sport like rugby league...

 

[benchmark00]

yeh that was an important part of it, as well as encouraging the children to take up a decent sport like rugby league...

Well you do know youre not an acredited coach, i bet you went to a primary school when you were in High School and taught children to kick and handpass and got a certificate, that doesnt make you a coach foo'.

 

[Simon]

that was year 11, it was called Coaching Orientation, meaning i had a level 0, year 12 we progressed and did a level 1, making me a qualified AFL coach, fool...

 

[benchmark00]

that was year 11, it was called Coaching Orientation, meaning i had a level 0, year 12 we progressed and did a level 1, making me a qualified AFL coach, fool...

haha coaching orientation course doesnt make you a coach...!! In order to become the most minimally qualified coach, you have to go to a course which goes for 2 weekends and costs $80, you get pages of pages of homework to do, which you have to get done in order to obtain your certificate.

 

[Mister Wright]

haha coaching orientation course doesnt make you a coach...!! In order to become the most minimally qualified coach, you have to go to a course which goes for 2 weekends and costs $80, you get pages of pages of homework to do, which you have to get done in order to obtain your certificate.

Hah! Come to my house, and I'll tell you what you need to know to be a coach of an AFL team in under an hour and I'll even get pizza ordered in so you don't have to pay a cent.

 

[Simon]

haha coaching orientation course doesnt make you a coach...!! In order to become the most minimally qualified coach, you have to go to a course which goes for 2 weekends and costs $80, you get pages of pages of homework to do, which you have to get done in order to obtain your certificate.

mate i have a level 1, everyone who was in the class in yr 11 that was in it in yr 12 did it, we only had 2 lessons lasting 1 hour each a week and we did that for 12 weeks, and there was shitloads of paper work compared to none in the level 0.
look, u can say what u like cause im never gonna even consider taking an interest in the game anyway...

 

[Buddhmaster]

HaHa. That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. At least you are finally saying what everyone thinks - AFL is a game for 'pretty-boys'. It must take a large IQ to jump, kick and punch, which is pretty much all that happens in AFL.

They are obviously all pretty boys

 

[Mister Wright]

They are obviously all pretty boys

Whatever turns you on mate.

 

[Buddhmaster]

Whatever turns you on mate.

Um, ok. Thought you'd have a better comeback. I was just showing how some AFL players can be big ugly goofs like NRL players.

 

[Mister Wright]

Um, ok. Thought you'd have a better comeback. I was just showing how some AFL players can be big ugly goofs like NRL players.

Good to see you used that 10 minutes of your life to a meaningful purpose.

 

[Buddhmaster]

Well you and Simon spent over an hour argueing with Benchmark about AFL, which is never going to get anywhere. Much better then spending 2 minutes on google

 

[Mister Wright]

Well you and Simon spent over an hour argueing with Benchmark about AFL, which is never going to get anywhere. Much better then spending 2 minutes on google

But, that hour was spent on a meaningful purpose. Dispelling the myth that AFL is an interesting game.

 

[Simon]

big bad Barry Hall the ***iest man on the planet

 

[Buddhmaster]

big bad Barry Hall the ***iest man on the planet

Clearly.

Kyle, the argument is never going to get anywhere. Us AFL fans aren't just going to accept what you say, so it's wasted time.

 

[Mister Wright]

Clearly.

Kyle, the argument is never going to get anywhere. Us AFL fans aren't just going to accept what you say, so it's wasted time.

That's what they said to Kerry Paker and look where cricket is at now...