This is what I was thinking of sending:
Dear the MCC,
Thank you very much for the cricketing entertainment on display in the recent England vs. South Africa test match. I am particularly enjoying the multiculturalism on display in the current England team!!!!!! It bodes well for the future as everyone in the Country can feel involved!!!! Also, kudos to the selectors for including a character from Grange Hill, Pogo Patterson, in the current England First XI. He turned out to be a pretty good bowler, didn't he!!
I am slightly curious as to the decision to allow England to bat first. I realise that Greg Smith one the toss up, but just because he can get greater range on his than Michael Vaughan, I'm not sure this is appropriate grounds to judge who should bat or bowl first. May I suggest in the future that the choice be awarded to the person with the best English accent (Note: This may make it difficult if Kevin Pietersen is ever selected as England Captain in the future) as I'm sure England would have one this test if they had batted first.
Also, given the MCC's propensity to play matches against various sides, I'd like to challenge the MCC to a game of 20:20 cricket to be held at Pukekura Park, New Plymouth next Summer (Southern Hemisphere) on 21st February 2009. I hope this meets with your approval. Also, could you put my mind at rest by answering the following question - cheese?
Kind regards,
Heathy D
PS> I Hope Malcolm Speed gets over his curious outbreak of Foot and Mouth soon. I'd hate to see him culled!!!!
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