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Devil Ducky's Diary

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marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
luckyeddie said:

Sneaky, huh? Just need to find a way to get the word 'porn' in an article and we'll be well away.

So long as it's not "duck porn" because I don't think we really want the sort of people who search for that amongst us...
 

Neil Pickup

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marc71178 said:
So long as it's not "duck porn" because I don't think we really want the sort of people who search for that amongst us...
There's a Kiwi/Sheep joke in here somewhere ;)
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
marc71178 said:
So long as it's not "duck porn" because I don't think we really want the sort of people who search for that amongst us...
1. I have never heard those two words used in conjunction before - the mind (and the rest of me) boggles .
2. I am NOT tempted in the slightest to do a search
3. A new (short) page of DD nonsense has been posted on the front page.

This will be added to over the next couple of days in the form of a summary of each day's play in the test match (paying particular attention to gentlemen with a propensity for hanging their cork collections on their hats - so look in regularly.)
 

Mr. P

International Vice-Captain
Why not hang butcher knives on hats? It would be for thrill seekers and add an element of danger to wearing a hat.
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
A brief summary of day 1 of the momentous clash between Australia and Bangladesh can be found at the bottom of DD's current offering - see front page.
 

Eyes_Only

International Debutant
luckyeddie said:

This will be added to over the next couple of days in the form of a summary of each day's play in the test match (paying particular attention to gentlemen with a propensity for hanging their cork collections on their hats - so look in regularly.)
Which gentlemen in particular mate??
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
Putting a new column together at the moment - just come up with my first idea (posted front page) - will add others later (when I stiop crying with laughter)


here if you are just too lazy
 
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Rich2001

International Captain
luckyeddie said:
Putting a new column together at the moment - just come up with my first idea (posted front page) - will add others later (when I stiop crying with laughter)


here if you are just too lazy

"Rikki's average in the Championship still stands at a mind-boggling 83 or so this season - the resultant shift in the Surrey/Hampshire tectonic plate caused a Clarkequake of almost Biblical proportions. Measuring 5.2 on the Rikkiter scale, it cracked the surface of the A3 near Gibbet Hill and sent the smaller rabbits scurrying for cover. Further south, the beach at East Wittering was inundated by a small tsunami causing irreparable damage to three sandcastles."

LOL :lol: - Fantastic mate, keep them coming :lol:
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
The duck does enough wittering for the both of us.

New pieces added to the 'Bollywood special' article.
 
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