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Devil Ducky's Diary

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JASON

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Imagine the shock Devil Ducky will be in when he finds out what you've done to his thread while he's been away !! :shocking: :w00t: :wacko: :confused: :wub: :(
 

luckyeddie

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Funnily enough, I have been putting my life back into some semblance of order.

<quack> And mine

A year's unemployment was followed by some technical writing contracts, then a company I had worked for a few years ago in various development and support capacities came in for me and kissed it all better for me.

<quack> You'll be after telling them about me

I'm now working in Dublin again (my favourite city in the world) for the whole of 2005. The stability and new-found contentment has given me the courage to dip me toes into the wonderful world of Cricket Web for the first time in 5 months to see how my old friends are.

<quack> Dublin? You be meaning Baile Atha Cliath

What's got into you, DD?

<quack> DO'D

I really haven't got a clue what you are talking about

<quack> Oi'm Oirish, an' de name's Divvil O'Ducky

You'll have to explain that to me

<quack> Look, me boyo - dat guy in de pub de other noight...

Which pub, "The Protestant and Antichrist?" And stop putting on that silly accent

<quack> Aye - he said there was a little bit of Irish in me, because of me being such a great speaker.

When?

<quack> Just before you got thrown out for drunkenness

That was ridiculous - you knocked over a pint of Guinness, all over that chap's lap, when you were demonstrating how to perform the reverse-sweep. And anyway, how does that make you a good speaker?

<quack> The guy behind the bar said I'd kissed the Blarney stone

No, he said that I had to take you home because you'd pi**ed off Barney Stone.

<quack> You've got an answer for everything, haven't you?

I like to think so

<quack> Well answer me this, then. NASA can't do it, Sachin Tendulkar can't do it, Tony Blair can't do it but Cadbury's can.

Can what?

<quack> Milk Tray
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
Anil said:
cooll!!! very happy for you eddie and extremely glad you are back..!!! :D
Thanks, Anil. DD and I have just come back from the Indian restaurant up the road.

<quack> I was going to have a Korma but I settled for Tarka Dhal.

Why did you choose that?

<quack> I wanted something otter.
 

Neil Pickup

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luckyeddie said:
Thanks, Anil. DD and I have just come back from the Indian restaurant up the road.

<quack> I was going to have a Korma but I settled for Tarka Dhal.

Why did you choose that?

<quack> I wanted something otter.
That's taken me half a minute to get and I live slogging distance from the railway.

I've been up since 5.45. I need to go to bed.
 

JASON

Cricketer Of The Year
Welcome back LE, the most popular personality on the CW despite a self imposed 5 month absence !!

You were missed by all on CW as was DD !!

Don't leave us again Mate !! :)
 

Kweek

Cricketer Of The Year
LE can you and DD come back togheter and revive this thread!!
and dont give us to much fishes!
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
JASON said:
Welcome back LE, the most popular personality on the CW despite a self imposed 5 month absence !!

You were missed by all on CW as was DD !!

Don't leave us again Mate !! :)
Honestly, it's purely because of pressure of work.

I spend 5 days a week abroad so I have just two days a week in which to achieve what I would normally take seven to do

<quack> Drinking
 
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